BlogHide Resteemsannadeinhard (42)in hive-142013 • 4 years agoi suck at flirting. I end up arguing with them instead.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoi just learned that the idiom “Curiosity killed the cat” is detached from the ending ...... “but satisfaction brought it back" which means... perhaps that risk is worth it.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agodoes anyone feel like they are a lazy perfectionist with ADHD and chronic fatigue ...... who is pretty chill besides the occasional panic attack and loves their friends but hates people?annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoas I‘ve grown older, I‘ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing ...... everyone off is a piece of cake. 💁🏼♀️annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoMy love language is telling jokes at your expense that are progressively more in ...... appropriate until I cross a line and have to apologize.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoAt a certain degree as a single you don’t have friends anymore. just couples, who ...... adopt you.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoMariah Carey beginning with „I don‘t want a lot for Christmas“ and then revealing ...... she wants „you“ is such a good burn.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoadulthood is straight up the worst hood I’ve ever lived in.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoI can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoIn a world where everyone wears a mask, it’s a privilege to see a soul.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agohello darkness my old friend, why are u here, it’s 4 pm?annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agohow to get a guy to stop hitting on you at the bar: ...... - tell him about your horoscope. - tell him about your cat. - tell him about your cat’s horoscope.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agomy skin has so much oil. I‘m suprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls ...... it.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoyour baby might be adorable, but so is my cat & she cleans her own butt.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 5 years agoit was me. I let the dogs out.annadeinhard (42)in appics • 6 years agoPeople say I can’t multitask. But I can piss you off and amuse myself at the same ...... time. 💁🏼♀️
