BlogHide Resteemsappent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #63When the teacher entered the class, little Johnny slowly said: "Sir, excuse me, your zipper is open." So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper. He went close to little Johnny and told…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #62Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. "My grandfather lived to be 96." "96? What finally got him?" "Liquor and women." "Well, that just goes to show - one or the other…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #61! Peter had just passed his driving test and got his license, so he decided to take the family out for a drive. As everyone got into the car he noticed that his dad got in the back behind the…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #60A man held a party that was attended by all rich people. He also had a pool that was full of alligators. "I'll grant three wishes to anyone who can swim the length of the pool and get out again…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #59A priest was driving down the road one day when he got pulled over by a traffic cop. The cop could smell alcohol on the priest's breath and spotted a wine bottle on the floor of the car. He said…resteemedjrswab (66)in technology • 6 years agoHow To Stay Secure Online | Vlog 006Watch On: ▶️ DTube | ▶️ IPFS Exerpt From "How To Keep Your STEEM Account Hacker Free" Passphrases Not Passwords This is an important distinction. The term 'password' indicates a single…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #58The head nun tells the two new nuns that they need to decorate their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So one nun says to the other "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #57A not necessarily well prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on his final exam paper. "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed and began…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #56A student comes to a young professor's office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes the door and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #55Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in the divorce court. The judge looked down and asked Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh no," Baby Bear replied. "I don't want to…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #54An overweight blond consulted her doctor for advice. Her doctor advised her to run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her to lose up to 20 pounds. The blond followed her…appent (41)in steemiteducation • 6 years agoDo You Like "Free"?I, like a lot of other people (most people I suspect) joined Steemit mainly because of the chance of receiving money without any cost or expense to myself. No risk, just do a bit of writing and get…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #53NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer,was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #52Son: "Dad, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl." Dad: "That's great son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the girl next door." Dad: "Aah, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell…appent (41)in self-improvement • 6 years agoSelf Improvement Tips - Day 25 - Time ManagementInstead of making a to-do list, try making a today list only. This helps you to focus on the top priorities. Are you a multi-tasking aficionado? Trying doing one thing at a time. It’s amazing how…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #51A rather confident man walks into a bar and sits down next to an attractive lady. He takes a quick glance at her, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The lady notices this and asks "Is…appent (41)in self-improvement • 6 years agoSelf Improvement Tips - Day 24 - Organizing Your LifeClutter steals your peace, limits productivity, and brings a lot of negative baggage with it. Declutter all areas of your life to feel better and work more efficiently, even before you start to…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #50A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners. "What do you do when you step on a lady's foot by mistake?" I apologize and say "Excuse me". "Very good. Now suppose…appent (41)in self-improvement • 6 years agoSelf Improvement Tips - Day 23 - Saving, Making and Managing MoneySaving money is a big part of making money. Learn to save your money and you won’t feel the continual need to work longer and longer hours to get thing that you don’t really want or need. Hit the…appent (41)in funny • 6 years agoYour Daily Dose of Chuckles #49An Indian boy had a puzzled look on his face as he asked his mother "Why is my brother named Mighty Storm?" "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm" replied his mother. Then he asked her…
