BlogHide Resteemsbananamemos (52)in howto • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.🍌 How to tell the difference between a banana and a slug 🍌Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Right now he's on a mission to…bananamemos (52)in humor • 6 years ago🍌 6 Degrees of Banana-ation #4 🍌It's time again, people, for another installment of The 6 Degrees of Banana-ation If you're not familiar with it, this is where the Banana Collective PROVES that everything in existence is…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Haiku poem ~ Plant the Seeds 🍌 8-year-old Havana Bananamon, Steemit's youngest banana poet (as far as we know), has another Haiku for you... along with some words of wisdom. Planting the seeds now Give them water…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Weekend Dating Tip (it involves bananas) 🍌of you who have been reading this blog know that I'm a, um... romantic kind of girl... if you know what I mean. So who better to give out dating advice than me? Get ready, because this is the…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.🍌 Superfluous post about a pop band with "BANANA" in its name... 🍌Nothing beats videos from the '80s for sappiness. Hey, is that even a word? Definition of "sappy" from dictionary.com Slang. silly or foolish. So, yeah. 'Sappiness' is the noun form of…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.🍌 Bananas and plastic wrap are NOT a good partnership! 🍌Greetings. P.O.Tassium here with a major report, ready to peel away the untruths surrounding a grievous situation. After many sad instances of banana deaths due to suffocation, I called for a…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Our F.O.B.s (Friends of Bananas) share awesome curvy yellow stuff! #2 🍌Greetings. P.O. Tassium, Publisher of the Banana Memos, here with a special installment... a compilation post of curvy, yellow fun stuff. The Banana Collective has made lots of new friends and…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 4 Reasons why we're bullish on Steemit 🍌haha, we're playing a joke on you. We don't mean "bullish" in terms of market economics... we mean "bullish" as in "feeling optimistic and confident." But it's sorta the same thing anyway -- a…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Where'd all the bananas go? 🍌Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Right now he's on a mission to…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Even the Caped Crusader likes bananas 🍌Just don't get between a man (super hero) and his bananas. Even a super hero needs his potassium. @bananamemos If you enjoyed this post, please consider re-steeming so that others can…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Dr. Victor Frankenpeel returns from his world tour! 🍌 Comedy Open Mic Round #29Hello fellow members of my Steemit community! I am finally returned from an uber-successful worldwide press junket. My genetic marvel, the super-banana I call The STEEMNANA has been a favorite…resteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 29Welcome to the 29th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for Judges Contest…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Poem for my jerky brother 🍌8-year-old Havana Bananamon, Steemit's youngest banana poet (as far as we know), wrote a poem for her brother. (Before you say, "awww, how sweet," you better read it.) I'm wary of his…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Important New Banana Collection Program 🍌The rambling, fast-talking Roxana is a fledgling nutritionist who doesn't always quite know what she's talking about, but she's earnest and she tries really hard. We all know this banana nutrition…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Memorable Lines from Fruitywood Films #7 🍌Hola! I am the Art, Entertainment and Culture correspondent for the Banana Collective. Today I bring you the seventh installment of "Memorable Lines" -- an ongoing series in which we showcase…resteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 28Welcome to the 28th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for Judges Contest…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Where we go one, we go all ~ GramNana's perspective 🍌 Comedy Open Mic Round #28Internet Dearies. There's a phrase going around social media, and since it originated with bananas, I thought I'd tell you where it came from. The phrase is "Where we go one, we go all," or…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 This just in: WORLD'S FAVORITE FRUIT 🍌This just in. A new study conducted last month reveals that 86 percent of respondents in 91 percent of polls conducted in 63 percent of the world’s countries indicate that their #1 favorite fruit…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Banana Lovers Day with Lana Peelings 🍌Hey all! Did you hear that today is Banana Lover's Day? Isn't that great? A day to celebrate banana lovers!! As a former star in some of the steamier Fruitywood films, I consider myself…bananamemos (52)in bananamemos • 6 years ago🍌 Is there a banana-gram in your future? 🍌This game is more fun than a barrel of monkeys! So easy, a chimp could do it. It just might make you into a banana-holic. It's really a very a-peeling game, and the time is ripe for it.…
