BlogHide Resteemsresteemedthemadgoat (61)in weed • 6 years agoFun Facts About Marijuana: Presidential Drug Dealers, Louis Armstrong, and the Mexican Revolution of 1910There is little evidence of weed smoking in North America until the mid-1800’s when the psychoactive strains from India and Africa became popular in Europe. Unfortunately, that includes Indians…resteemedbleedpoet (60)in poetry • 6 years agoThe Great Garbage Wall of AmericaA mile north and south of the border A free global dump. Hell, even charge a minimal fee. All garbage sent. A wasteland leeching into the soil below. Needles and pampers Fast food garbage and…resteemededicted (72)in berniesanders • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.if( piss() && vinegar() ) { flag(@berniesanders) }Alright so I was reading this slice-of-life post about a woman with hoarder parents who inherited all this stuff. It was her job to figure out what to do with all of it. After I finished reading…resteemedthemadgoat (61)in christmas • 6 years agoFun Facts About Santa Claus: Prostitution, kidnapping, Racism, and OdinSanta was invented by Coca-Cola to market soda during the holidays. No, they didn’t. They weren’t even the first soda company to whore out Santa’s image. That honor goes to a company called White…beograd (50)in berniesanders • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.garbagegarbagebeograd (50)in conspiracy • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.garbagegarbagebeograd (50)in criptocurrency • 6 years agogarbagegarbageresteemedthemadgoat (61)in steemmonsters • 6 years agoSteemMonsters is a scam and we need to be talking about this.Ok fam, we need to talk. I’ve been watching this Steemmonsters phenomenon for a while now with a healthy skepticism and I gotta say, it smells like Beanie Babies in here. The first red flag for me…beograd (50)in money • 6 years agogarbagegarbageresteemedthemadgoat (61)in educational • 6 years agoDo You Know What Your Children Are Watching on YouTube? Also: My New Get Rich Quick Scheme.Ok, so I’ve been hanging out with a two year old boy for the last month or two, no homo. He is the grandson of the chick who's been trying to get me to marry her for the last ten years and is going…beograd (50)in madgoatmemecontest • 6 years agogarbagegarbageresteemedthemadgoat (61)in madgoatmemecontest • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Themadgoat Vulgar Meme Contest! Win Steem Basic Income and a Ticket to HellDo you like free money? If so, you are in the right place. If you don’t, you’re full of shit and your parents don’t love you because you are a lying liar who lies. Right about now you are thinking…beograd (50)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agogarbagegarbageresteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoThe Witness and the contestFirst Up - The Contest Due to a little snaffu during the past week a.k.a. HF20. Quite a lot of people would have had issues posting and participating in Comedy Open Mic Round 32 so we've decided…resteemedthemadgoat (61)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Comedy Openmic Round 32: Epic Fails in MarketingWe’ve all screwed up at work at some point or another. Hopefully, you got away with it, like the time in high school I was spinning a key ring around my finger and it flew off my hand and shattered…resteemedthemadgoat (61)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoComedy Open Mic. Round # 26: Fun Facts About Animal Mating Habits: Rape, Pissing, and Penis FencingMy Aunt once told me, because animals don’t engage in homosexuality, that proves it is unnatural. It takes one look at the naked mole rat to realize two things. God does make mistakes.…resteemedthemadgoat (61)in funny • 6 years agoMan, Fuck That GuyI was surfing the internet looking for things to get mad about yesterday so I’d have something to write. I guess I’m getting soft in my old age. Thankfully it didn’t take long until I stumbled upon…resteemedsandrina.life (58)in comedyopenmic • 7 years agoComedy Open Mic. Round 17: Everything you need to know to become a digital nomad - Recommendations from a camgirlLasting happiness and fulfillment with finding your soulmate and starting a family is so overrated. Digital Gonadism is much more satisfying! Become a digital nomad! You can get misused…resteemedbleedpoet (60)in mychest • 7 years ago*flash** Go home comedy openmike week 17you’re drunk open nipples artwath, hi @jaybirdI nominate @artwatch and @americancarnage cause some branch hole threatened me in the comments. I don't give fucks, I'm giving exposure to to a contest while offering an obviously null piece of…resteemedthemadgoat (61)in comedyopenmic • 7 years agoComedy Open Mic. Round 17: Welcome to Texas; Where Rape Has Always Been illegalBeing a pseudo-intellectual is hard work in the information age. Back in the old days you just dogeared a shitload of pages on some Nietzsche, left it lying around the house, and kept a few Bukowski…
