BlogHide Resteemsblue-thoughts (30)in funny • 7 years agoVaping vs CigarettesI’m currently at a bar getting drunk with my friends. One of my friends is trying to quit smoking. Not a good idea at a bar but whatever. She looked at me and said “hey give me cigarette!” This…blue-thoughts (30)in inspirational • 7 years agoFeeling Blessed!So last night I was watching this show called “Lucifer”. It was about someone killing a comedian. Turns out the guy was making jokes about a guy with a micropenis and they thought the short dicked…blue-thoughts (30)in fun • 7 years agoDoes anybody else hate johnboy and billy?I’m not a fan of morning talk shows to begin with because i hate talking first thing in the morning but when I first start my car to go to work and all I hear is johnboy’s hacking laugh I…blue-thoughts (30)in joke • 7 years agoNew word for vagina!Spunk cup As in go wash out dirty spunk cup Your spunk cup floweth over Can I take a sip from your spunk cupblue-thoughts (30)in news • 7 years agoDear Harvey Weinstein,It has been brought to the world’s attention that trading sexual favors with you brings success. You are like the heroin dealer in “Requiem for a Dream”. Hell that character might even be based off…blue-thoughts (30)in steem • 7 years agoI want to troll people on Steem!So I have now been a member for less than 24 hours. I have been reading posts and looking at things people say and like. Can I just say that I want to laugh at half the shit I see on here or make a…blue-thoughts (30)in educational • 7 years agoI don’t believe in time or traveling itFirst I’m going to start by saying that I am not a physicist. My theory is coming from ignorance and if you would like to school me then feel free. I don’t believe in time. I’m not talking about…blue-thoughts (30)in introduction • 7 years agoIntroduce yourselfHello steemers! My name is Blue and I recently saw an article about Steemit, so naturally, I joined. I joke around a lot about subjects that most people would stay away from. If you are a…blue-thoughts (30)in joke • 7 years agoDark comedyDo you think the other rockstars are making fun of Chester Bennington for killing himself on Chris Cornell’s birthday like kids on a playground? Standing around singing “Chris and Chester swinging…blue-thoughts (30)in comedy • 7 years agoNorth Carolina law jokeI saw where North Carolina passed a law saying a man has the right to finish sex if he already penetrated the vag even if she changes her mind and wants to stop. I think it would only be fair if the…blue-thoughts (30)in comedy • 7 years agoTerrible dark comedy story about how I hate childrenI’m a server in a restaurant and I have to listen to people all day and pretend to give a shit with a smile on my face to make money. When I’m on the clock I’m ok with it because it’s my job. I do…