BlogHide Resteemscapeler (25)in capeler • 4 years agoWhich of this will you do easilyTwo years without money. Two years without sex. Two years without a cell phone. Two years without bathing. Two years without smoking . Two years without your favourite food. Two years without…capeler (25)in capeler • 4 years agoBirds jokeQ: When should you buy a bird? A: When it’s going cheep! ———- Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long distance caw. ———- Q: What is green and…capeler (25)in capeler • 4 years agoANIMALS JOKEQ: Why did the cat go to Minnesota? A: To get a mini soda! ———- Q: Where do orcas hear music? A: Orca-stras! ———- Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side. ———-…capeler (25)in capeler • 4 years agoAgbarho Community in Ughelli North Local Government Area of Delta State was on Friday shutdown as the former Minister of Works, Maj. Gen. Orho Esio Obadah was laid to rest.Commercial motorcycle and tricycle operators were not allowed to ply the roads for their day’s job. Markets and commercial shops were also closed down as Security agencies took over the town while…capeler (25)in capeler • 4 years agoVery funny guysQ: Why did the cat go to Minnesota? A: To get a mini soda! ———- Q: Where do orcas hear music? A: Orca-stras! ———- Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side. ———-…capeler (25)in capeler • 4 years agoBayern Munich sent out an emphatic and ominous message to their Champions League rivals with an absolute demolition of fellow European heavyweights Barcelona in a gloriously chaotic and utterly one-sided quarter-final tie in Lisbon.The high-pressing, energetic and ruthless German champions were on a different level to their Spanish rivals, as they have been for pretty much every opponent they have faced in Europe this season…
