BlogHide Resteemscinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with Home in 17 minutes or lessSo, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin it. What a terrible…cinemasins (50)in funny • 7 years agoEverything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or LessSo China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?…cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with the Conjuring 2The Conjuring was scary and spooky, and had Ron Livingston. Its sequel has none of that, for the most part. But does have some righteous toy-based jump scares. And it's super British... at times.…cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with the ConjuringIn our sin celebration of horror movies this year, we take a look at The Conjuring, a film many of you know as "that exorcism movie with the Office Space guy."cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with Insidious Chapter 3Well, they made a third one of these, for some reason. And we sinned it, for some reason. And lo... the sins did pour-eth forth.cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with Insidious Chapter 2With Insidious being 3 Chapters, we thought we'd take a look at Chapter 2 for sins, and we found a truckload of 'em.cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with Insidious3 insidious movies so far. And we're starting with the most-requested one from fans: Insidious, a movie that is super scary as long as you don't stop to think about anything.cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with the Woman in BlackDid you know Daniel Radcliffe was in movies other than Harry Potter? Well, a couple, at least. Here we find him in another modern horror film that is just a little too fond of jump-scares. Let the…cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with OculusOculus. Apparently it's a scary word. Which does not mean mirrors. But... whatever. Sinscinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with It FollowsIt Follows is one of 2015 most buzzed about horror films, in which the slowest ghost/demon imaginable somewhat attempts to kill some teens. We enjoyed it, still found plenty of sins.cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with the VisitNana & Pop-pop got some 'splaining to do.cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with the WitchHere's a 2016 horror film that received generally good reviews from audiences and critics alike. Just because we didn't' like it doesn't mean it's not good. I think. Here are the sins of The Witch.cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with The Cabin in the WoodsStraight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with House of the DeadHow has it taken us this long to sin a Uwe Boll movie? I have no idea. But we're rectifying that today, with these sins we found in the truly awful House of the Dead.cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with ScreamScream is considered a modern horror classic, but it still has sins (duh).cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with I know what you did last summerThis killer might actually be stupider than the demon in Paranormal Activity 2cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with PrometheusDo Prometheus fans exist? We certainly expect to find out. Here are all the sins we counted in Ridley Scott's Prometheus. We had to stretch our time limit to 4 minutes for this one... just too many…cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with AliensWith Alien: Covenant just behind us, we thought we'd go back to the franchise and look for sins in the infamous sequel, Aliens. Guess what? We found some!!cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with AlienMy personal favorite horror film (yes, it is both sci-fi AND horror), Alien, still has sins... as every movie does. So we listed them. It's kind of what we do.cinemasins (50)in cinemasins • 7 years agoEverything wrong with WantedWanted is a ridiculous action movie that had a lot of things going for it... until it got to that f*cking loom!! Here are the sins of Wanted.
