BlogHide Resteemscorybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago228 - Bowl Of SpaghettiActually, recent studies show that spaghetti contains more nutrients than the bowl containing it, though many are still skeptical.corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago227 - Day OffI hate when I get through an entire conversation before finding out it was a set-up for a very meta comic...corybralcortex (48)in blog • 6 years agoDay 365 - ConclusionHey again everyone! Man, it's been a while since I've done a proper blog like this. It's January 1st, 2019 as I write this, which means as of now I've officially done a post for every day of 2018…corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago226 - After MidnightIf you miss your chance to say this the day before, you can always go with "I haven't showered in a whole year". If you're lucky, someone will point out your wording, which is when you get them with…corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago225 - AstrochemistryI was told that neutron stars are what happens when a star is so dense that the protons and electrons fuse to form neutrons. By this logic, neutron stars are just very big sky isotopes.…corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago224 - LyingAlternative for adult: "You live alone, who else would eat them? And why are you making such a big deal out of cookies?"corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago223 - Chicken BitesA crate with 1024 pieces of buffalo chicken would be impressive, but a Buffalo Chicken Gigabite would contain 1,073,741,824 individual pieces of food.corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago222 - WrongOf course, I don't understand quantum teleportation either. But at least they're wrong about something.corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago221 - Perspective"Oh yeah? Well Pluto's so self-conscious, it had to put up a giant sign with its name on it!"corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago220 - SantaIn fact, I remember meeting Santa at the local mall as a kid, but I've never even seen the Queen in person. Are we sure we're doubting the existence of the right people?corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago219 - Peer PressureIt's like telling people "Ignore this advice". There's no proper resolution to it.corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago218 - Christmas ListsYou can't just get presents for half the people in a community, because if anyone finds out, the other half will be upset!corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago217 - Problems With Video MakingThese are only the things limiting my motivation. That aside, the amount of "real" problems they cause is basically the opposite of this chart.corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago216 - Sick Days"But being sick still gives you an excuse not to talk to people!" "You're right- so I don't have to keep talking to you."corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago215 - Vertical VideoI vote, if people don't stop using vertical videos, all videos should be shown being the height of a horizontal video within a screen, within a drawing of a phone, within a drawing panel, within a…corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago214 - Early Access"Oh, okay. And after those few years they release the full version?" "Hahahahahahaha no."corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago213 - TemperatureYou can say "both" when referring to around -40, or anything over a few thousand. If somebody asks about any number below 0, say "Kelvin".corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago212 - Memory PromptsIt's amazing how sometimes the smallest details make the difference between remembering something and not having a cluecorybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago211 - DinosaursBut it's okay. A 13 metre long dinosaur wouldn't be much worse than a 13 metre bird, and those don't exist, so they must not be scary at all.corybralcortex (48)in comic • 6 years ago210 - Scary NoisesThere are two schools of thought when you hear a weird noise while outside alone at night. Either you average out how scary it is and treat it accordingly, or you simply treat it as the highest…
