BlogHide Resteemscristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoADJUSTMENTS IN THE HOUSEFUENTEA very wealthy family was gathered in the room and in those the gentleman of the house tells his wife, mija you have to at least learn to cook some eggs, because that way we avoided the…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoAJUSTES EN LA CASAFUENTEUna familia muy adinerada estaba reunida en la sala y en esas el señor de la casa le dice a su hesposa, mija tienes que por lo menos aprender a cocinar unos huevos, porque asi nos evitamos lo…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoCULTURE OF INDIAFUENTEThe Indian culture is one of the most interesting in the world, because of its very interesting architecture, our planet, the way of dressing and embellishing images, and its meals in the…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoCULTURA DE LA INDIAFUENTELa cultura india es una de las más interesantes del mundo, por sus y sus alquitecturas muy interesantes, de nuestro planeta" contusbres, la forma de vestir y alavar imagenes, y sus comidas los…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoA CAT WITH MANY LIVESFUENTEUsually a cat is said to have 7 lives, but one especially fought that I got to have 16 lives, were many true, but a 4x4 car crushed it and died of one. the one who fought them, I fought them.cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoUN GATO CON MUCHAS VIDASFUENTENormalmente un gato se dice que tiene 7 vidas, pero huvo uno en especial que llego a tener 16 vidas, eran muchas cierto, pero un carro 4x4 lo aplasto y murio de una. el que las cojio, las cojio.cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoThe hitsFUENTEI was a drunk boy, walking past his house when he was drunk with a policeman and he told me, sir, he can tell me how many blows I have on my face, and the policeman says he has four, and the…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoLos GolpesFUENTEHiba un borrachito pastusito caminando rubo a su casa cuando depronto se crusa con un policia y este le dice, señor agente me puede desir cuantos golpes tengo en la cara, y el policia le…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoTHE BEST AND BETTER BETTERFUENTEHope this if you like; you know the name of the person who won a swimming contest in Japan, answer: it is called tokofondo, and as the name of the second person is called, answer: kasitoko.cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoEL MEJOR Y CASI MEJORFUENTEEspero que este si les guste; ustedes saben como se llama la persona que gano un concurso de natacion en Japon, respuesta: se llama tokofondo, y como se llama la persona que quedo en segundo…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoSTEAKFUENTEHimajines friend that I play leave my girlfriend because they desian churrasco, and that why, not because I ate like a whole churra but was disgusting.cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoCHURRASCOFUENTEHimajines amigo que me toco dejar a mi novia porque le desian churrasco, y eso por que , no porque comia como toda una churra pero era bien ascocristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoWILL YOU CAN?FUENTEA very annoying lady with a judge, is bound and asks, I can tell a judge imbesil, the judge astonished judge says no, and the woman asks again so I can tell judge to an imbesil, because I tell…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoSERA QUE SE PUEDE?FUENTEUna señora muy molesta con un juez, se le aserca y le pregunta, puedo desirle imbesil a un juez, el señor juez asombrado le dice que no, y le mujer vuelve a preguntarle entonces puedo desirle…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoA LITTLE BIT SICKFUENTEHe enters by urgency the poor Pedro because he does not know what to do with his problem, the doctor starts him to crack and tells him, to have Mr. Pedro who has to tell me, Pedro answers him…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoALGO ENFERMOFUENTEEntra a por urgencias el pobre pedro porque ya no sabe que hacer con su problema, el medico lo empiesa a rebisar y le dice, haber señor pedro que tiene cuenteme, pedro le contesta, doctor lo…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoTHE SURVEYFUENTEA couple of pollsters are going through the marriage asking a couple of questions, in one of them they come to a very peculiar house, the lord of the house begins to answer the questions, they…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoLA ENCUESTAFUENTEUn par de personas encuestadoras estan pasando por las casar haciendo un par de preguntas, en una de esas llegan a una casa muy peculiar, el señor de la casa empiesa a contestar las preguntas…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoFlan de Café con NataFUENTEIngredientes: *Leche *Nata líquida *Café *4 Huevos *Azúcar *Zumo de Limón Preparar. En una paila vamos a preparar la receta secreta, agregamos 150 gramos de azucar con el zumo de…cristoguagua (41)in writing • 7 years agoA CAT WITH MANY LIVESFUENTE Usually a cat is said to have 7 lives, but one especially fought that I got to have 16 lives, were many true, but a 4x4 car crushed it and died of one. the one who fought them, I fought…
