BlogHide Resteemsdadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjest • 4 years agoHere's one for old times sake ;)Today a young man knocked on my door. He asked for a donation to the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. ... Terrible? We know! (Images & Text: Designed and edited…resteemedshadowbot (61)in shadowbot • 5 years agoHuge upgrades rolling out! 2 Year Birthday for ShadowBot this Friday!Anyone who had any issues the past few weeks should already be seeing the effects of all the work that has been done the last month! We are still dedicated to providing the BEST pool on Steem and…dadjokeoftheday (61)in thanksforcoming • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Account closing :(It is with great sadness we have decided to close this account. A huge thank you to all our wonderful followers - may you keep smiling and punning with your terrible jokes from now on and always…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke : 2019-06-20Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Spoke to my boss this morning, he told me to have a good day. So I went home. Terrible? We know! Follow us…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke : 2019-06-16Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! My sister has really changed since she went vegetarian, it's like I never met herbivore. Terrible? We know…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke : 2019-06-15Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! This morning, when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked. Terrible? We know! Follow us…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke : 2019-06-14Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday. 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Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agoDaily Joke : 2019-05-16Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down. Terrible? We know…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agoDaily Joke : 2019-05-15Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agoDaily Joke : 2019-05-14Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor. Terrible? We know! Follow…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agoDaily Joke : 2019-05-13Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agoDaily Joke : 2019-05-12Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot” Terrible? We know! Follow us for more…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agoDaily Joke : 2019-05-11Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 6 years agoDaily Joke : 2019-03-24Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 6 years agoDaily Joke : 2019-03-23Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call an old snowman? Water. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 6 years agoDaily Joke : 2019-03-22Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. Terrible? We know…
