BlogHide Resteemsdavordm (47)in funny • 7 years agoBad dayOne night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the…davordm (47)in new • 7 years agoFriendA friend is someone who is always there for you, always with you. It does not matter when? where? why? he comes and helps you. He is your friend. He's always there for you to cry on his…davordm (47)in new • 7 years agoCandiesConfectionery is related to the food items that are rich in sugar and often referred to as a confection. Confectionery refers to the art of creating sugar based dessert forms, or subtleties…davordm (47)in funny • 7 years agoFerrariLady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: 15 years…davordm (47)in funny • 7 years agoHeaven JokeA man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn't do anything particularly…davordm (47)in funny • 7 years agoBusiness is businessA young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, "Who was…davordm (47)in trending • 7 years agoHappy Valentine's DayWhenever you think I'm away, whenever you think I do not think about you anymore and you do not mean anything to me, read this: laugh and realize how much you're wrong! Happy Valentines day!davordm (47)in funny • 7 years agoFliesA woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing? " She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any? " She asked.…davordm (47)in new • 7 years agoHappy Friendship DayToday is friendship day and i want to all off you to be friendly today. Happy Friendship Day to alldavordm (47)in funny • 7 years agoGynecological EchoA woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina." The woman replies…davordm (47)in funny • 7 years agoWHO AM INight. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit…davordm (47)in music • 7 years agoBEST MUSIC BANDS AND SINGERS 4 : THE SMITHSThe Smiths The Smiths were an English rock band formed in Manchester in 1982. The band consisted of vocalist Morrissey, guitarist Johnny Marr, bassist Andy Rourke and drummer Mike Joyce. Critics…resteemedtomo15 (-1)in funny • 7 years agoThe Perfect WifeI once met a man who said he was looking for the perfect wife. He told me that he needed to find someone who was beautiful, kind, loving, and very spiritually oriented. And yes, he had found…resteemedtomo15 (-1)in poetry • 7 years agoMY LIFEShall I now live for her, for you, for me? I shall. And do you see: If not for her, what good for you or me? If not for me, what worth then she? If not for you, Then less the sum…resteemedtomo15 (-1)in fun • 7 years agoSherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful…resteemedtomo15 (-1)in fun • 7 years agoPASSWORDI decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."davordm (47)in fun • 7 years agoBLACK AND WHITEA black man talks to a white man: When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, When I die…resteemedtomo15 (-1)in fun • 7 years agoTwo strangersTwo strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with…davordm (47)in poetry • 7 years agoA DREAMOnce a dream did weave a shade O'er my angel-guarded bed, That an emmet lost its way Where on grass methought I lay. Troubled, wildered, and forlorn, Dark, benighted, travel-worn, Over…resteemedr2cornell (69)in flowers • 7 years agoTime to think SpringI have been extra busy so far in January. Looks to be settling down for awhile. I have so many responses to my posts and new followers. I have noticed a trend on lots of flowers posted in your…
