BlogHide Resteemsdeceth (46)in steemmonsters • 5 years agoHave you ever squeezed an egg out a flame imp!?Dear minions, Have you ever tried to squeeze an egg out of a flame imp? I've been trying for the last week, but all I've done is stretch them out and make them angry... Here's the thing. I…deceth (46)in steemmonsters • 5 years agoFurious Chicken Farms - Get Your Farm Fresh Eggs!!Dear minions, Tired of your animated corpses eating brains and staining the couch? Do you hate stepping over bodies in the kitchen after vampire dinner? What about feral spirits leaving mouse…deceth (46)in life • 5 years agoAlligators are cool dudes.Dear minions, Alligators have a bad reputation because sometimes they eat people. And you know who suffers in the end?? All of us, because there are no good alligator movies! Sometimes I'm just…deceth (46)in life • 5 years agoLiving inside a volcano sucks.Dear minions, Living inside volcano isn't as cool as it sounds. If you're thinking about investing in real estate, think twice before buying a volcano. First of all, think about the giant…deceth (46)in steemmonsters • 6 years agoHey man, who wants a FREE Rusty Android?Dear minions, I have a useless Rusty Android that is falling apart and I want to get rid of. One unlucky person will be given this card, but be warned, it leaves rust stains on the carpet and…resteemedpacolimited (60)in steemmonsters • 6 years agoLord Arianthus GiveawayHello fellow victims, It's time for another giveaway. This time it's the most used card of the game. I think. Or at least one of the most used. When I am not using it I always seem to see a…deceth (46)in life • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I'M HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE FOR ONE HUNDRED BILLION STEEM!!!Dear minions, Look, when you decided to follow the world's most up-and-coming supervillain you knew this was bound to happen at some point... Now, I realize this is a sort of virtual made up…deceth (46)in steemmonsters • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Vampires spend all day brushing their teeth and going to the dentist.Steem Monsters rants from your favorite supervillain. Dear minions, Vampires are the worst monsters I've ever made the mistake to summon into my legion of doom and obliteration. They're…deceth (46)in steemmonsters • 6 years agoSeriously someone take my useless Rusty Android #2Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone take it!! As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of…deceth (46)in life • 6 years agoThat Bagel is EvilDear minions, Have you ever wondered if bagels are evil? They are. Bagels are basically a sandwich with a hole in it. Normally you'd get a discount for buying something defective, but not with…deceth (46)in life • 6 years agoFollow me for sloths and world domination!Dear minions, You should follow me on Steemit because sometimes I post pictures of sloths and sloths are great. If you want to conquer the world, it helps to have lots of sloth pictures...…deceth (46)in life • 6 years agoSharks with laser beams, that's what I'm talking about!Dear minions, Sometimes I wonder why my lawyers are so fussy to know about all my business ventures before I launch some new scheme for world domination. ... Then I attach laser beams to some…deceth (46)in steemmonsters • 6 years agoSomebody take my useless Sea Genie.Dear minions, What the hell is a Sea Genie?! I mean, seriously. It lives inside a lantern and you've got to rub the thing to get the Genie out. But do you ever get any wishes?! NO. NOTHING. It's…deceth (46)in life • 6 years agoHey man, sharks are cool dudes.Dear minions, I know I talk a lot about alligators, but sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads are even better. Most of us don't wake up in the morning and think, "Hey it…deceth (46)in steemmonsters • 6 years agoSeriously, someone take my Rusty Android!Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone take it!! As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of…deceth (46)in funny • 6 years agoI've never been eaten by an alligator.Dear minions, I've never been eaten by an alligator. I bet you've never been eaten by an alligator. Not a whole lot of people get eaten by alligators when you think about it... So why do…deceth (46)in steemmonsters • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.FREE Rusty Android. Take the useless thing!Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf drool on my pillows. I've got Skeleton Assassins in my closet. Twisted Jesters jump…resteemedjamesndungu (61)in steemmonsters • 6 years agoSTEEM Monsters Cards GIVEAWAY! (Gold Card Included) Follow the simple rules to be entered!This post is my 1st Steem giveaway! These giveaways will be done weekly & monthly to give back to my followers, I appreciate everyone that follows, upvotes, and comments on my content. Doing weekly…deceth (46)in steemmonsters • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Steem Monsters Rusty Android Giveaway. Take the useless thing!Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf drool on my pillows. I've got Skeleton Assassins in my closet. Twisted Jesters jump…deceth (46)in christmas • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.You're a Meme One, Mr. Grinch.Dear minions, If you're feeling green, remember it could be worse. You could be green. The End.
