BlogHide Resteemsdelaxy (33)in meme • 7 years agoTHERE'S NO SAINT ACTUALLY BUT HERE IS A QUESTION!!!If your life was a movie, would you watch it with your parents?delaxy (33)in funny • 7 years agoTRY TO STAND UP ON YOUR FEET TOO!!! DON'T JUST SIT DOWN AND WAIT FOR MIRACLES TO COME TO YOU.No school, No career, No job, No talent, Just phone, tattoos, leggings, High waist jeans and crop top, Yet you want to be loved for who you are? Let me tell you, You don't need jesus alone, You…delaxy (33)in funny • 7 years agoAVOID SLEEPING IN CHURCH!!! It's very badI was sleeping in church last sunday and the usher woke me up... Immediately he woke me up from my sleep the next thing I heard was the pastor saying "Please stand up". I stood up without knowing…delaxy (33)in funny • 7 years agoINSTRUCTIONS OF HOME MADE PEANUT BUTTER AND CUSTARDGuys, I got visitors coming to my house and I wanted to cook everything on my own since they think I can't cook, but I am stuck, I want to make my own peanut butter and custard. I already killed a…delaxy (33)in funny • 7 years agoALCOHOL NEWS LOOOLLLL!!!!WELCOME TO ALCOHOL NEWS. Two men got hit by a car near a house called Castle at Savana street. Mrs Hennessy states that they were carrying alcohol from Red square center. These 2 men namely Jack…delaxy (33)in cars • 7 years agoWOW!!! THIS CARS ARE COOL, THEY WILL LOOK SUPER COOL WHEN DRIVEN BY MY MOM;)There is a company which succeeded in making fastest electric cars, but there are just these two which i don't know which one to buy for my mom, Tesla model s and model x. She travels a lot with…delaxy (33)in funny • 7 years agoGOVERNMENT LAWS ARE NOT STABLE...If government finds out that you have minerals in your compound, it's theirs not yours If they find weed weed, It's yours and you are going to jail for a long timedelaxy (33)in funny • 7 years agoYOU WILL BE APPLYING FOR BEING SINGLE IF YOU DO THIS LOL!!!When you chat with your partner and he/she does not reply when you say "I love you", Send another one saying "sorry, wrong text" and wait for less than 50 milliseconds, you surely are going to get a…delaxy (33)in funny • 7 years agoWOMEN WHO EAT SOIL SHOCK ME.Maybe those women who eat soil had abortion, so they are building tombstone for their children, soon they will be chewing flowers. some eat soil so that they will give birth to brick layers and…delaxy (33)in funny • 7 years agoI WISH GOD COULD TEST ME WITH A MILLION TO SEE IF I WON'T DO BAD THINGSI wonder if my ancestors don't feel ashamed when other ancestors give their children millionsdelaxy (33)in introduceyourself • 7 years agoI GUESS I GOTTA LEARN WHEN TO MAKE MY NEEDS MY FIRST PRIORITYIt's sad how we do things that will please others because we put their feelings before ours forgetting the impact it will have on our selves and one certain things is that one will lose their self…delaxy (33)in motivation • 7 years agoNEVER ALLOW NEGATIVITY DRAG YOU DOWNFailure will never overtake me because my determination to succeed is strong enoughdelaxy (33)in story • 7 years agoWho is guilty?A man found his wife with another man in his bedroom. Instead of shouting or beating both of them he just went back to the sitting room. He switched on Television and started watching some gospel…delaxy (33)in in • 7 years agoLegendThey may create as many best phones they can, but this one cannot be replaced, Battery last for 2 weeks and it survives the tsunami and earth quakedelaxy (33)in hello • 7 years agoIS SCHOOL WORTH SPENDING HALF OF YOUR LIFE FOR?Many people spend most of their time studying, not sleeping, busy programming their minds. I do not know about where you people are but where I am, people go to school but do not get employed. After…
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