BlogHide Resteemsdoctorlawyerjr (28)in humor • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Soda Water – Can It Kill?This morning, I woke up as parched as a piece of toast. A toast retoasted in the toaster. I was damn thirsty, and not for the club, no, no no no. I hit up the club last night with my homeboys. I…doctorlawyerjr (28)in steemit • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.WTF Did I Find on Steemit New -- Butterfly humans? Marijuana soaked in bacon grease? Wtf?I browsed the New. What the F$#K I found, I do not know. 1. I Need Some of This Breakfast (Link) That is a marijuana pipe made out of bacon. Unless you like your lungs greased, I'd…doctorlawyerjr (28)in humor • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Nihilist – Words of Meaning (Today's Theme: The Average American Lunch)Greetings, I am Saddam Sulkin. I present to you Words of Meaning . Today's theme is The Average American Lunch . Let us begin. Sandwich Square, sponge-like texture. Innards contain an…doctorlawyerjr (28)in poetry • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Life of a Fish (Visual Poem)Story Time I used to own a fish. His name was Lil Thug. One day Lil Thug tried to wiggle his way through his fish castle window and snagged his neck on a tiny jagged edge. He bled out, and that…doctorlawyerjr (28)in introduceyourself • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.An introductory transmission from author DOCTOR LAWYER JR.GREETINGS STEEMIANS. I am Doctor Lawyer Jr., humble teller of tales and truths. I am proud to join your esteemed Steemit community. I seek to provide one thing to all Steemians – unorthodox…doctorlawyerjr (28)in story • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.One More For The Trash King (Short Story)One More for the Trash King By Doctor Lawyer Jr. Truthful Fiction | 13.5 minute read | 3680 words MONDAY Pops was a sanitation professional with thirty years in the business, a true…
