BlogHide Resteemsfancydiamond (25)in funny • 7 years agoI found out why I look like shit on photographsI found out why I look like shit on photographs - it´s my face.fancydiamond (25)in funny • 7 years agoSometimes you feel like a banana - surrounded by monkeysSometimes you feel like a banana - surrounded by monkeysfancydiamond (25)in life • 7 years agoThe next hurricane should be named DonaldThe next hurricane should be named Donaldfancydiamond (25)in life • 7 years agoPocket calculator at schoolAt school we were not allowed to use a pocket calculator, the teacher said that later in our lifes we would not be carrying one with us every day.fancydiamond (25)in sacrifice • 7 years agoSacrifice President Trump for better weatherAn old legend says you have to sacrifice your leaders to get good weather.fancydiamond (25)in hurricane • 7 years agoNext Hurricane named Scott PruittThe next hurricane should be named Scott Pruittfancydiamond (25)in sexual • 7 years agoSexual intercourseRemember the time when the only thing that the US President did was having sexual intercourse with an intern. Those times are long past.fancydiamond (25)in harry • 7 years agoHarry Potter glassesIn Harry Potter books this is implausible: Harry Potter never has to clean his glasses. I would like to have glasses like that.fancydiamond (25)in kevin • 7 years agoKevin Spacey Donald TrumpBecause of sexual harrassment Kevin Spacey is not allowed to play the role as US President in House of Cards any more - the only thing he can now become is real US Presidentfancydiamond (25)in fatal • 7 years agoFatal diseaseSex is a contagious disease always leading to deathfancydiamond (25)in real • 7 years agoReal loveConversation through closed door. Son: Father, you´ve been in the bathroom now for more than 15 minutes". Father:"So what?" Son: "Want me to bring you the charging cable?" THIS IS REAL LOVEfancydiamond (25)in white • 7 years agowhite house wildebeestresidents of the white house are the wildebeest of human racefancydiamond (25)in school • 7 years agopocket calculator at schoolAt school we were not allowed to use a pocket calculator. The teacher said that later in our lifes we would not be carrying one with us every day.