BlogHide Resteemsfiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoA Web Of Lies That He Denies - TrumpWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” I woke up early this morning with a thought. I had once gone to poetry slams and…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoCommander Trump Loses To First Lady In Project Runway Convention BattleWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” The Nation’s Commander-in-Chief lost a pitched battle to the First Lady at the White…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoTrump To Announce His Sons Will Be Part Of Coronavirus Vaccine TrialWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” “I love this country so much,” Trump will announce in his acceptance speech Thursday…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoTrump’s Last Best Hope - Saving Him From HimselfWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” An intricate cyber security plan is in place at the White House, all in an effort to…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoTrump Suffers Tweet Injury But Vows To Carry OnWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” President Trump was secretly rushed to Walter Reed Medical Center in the early morning…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoOf Families, Friends, And Rainbows’ EndsWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” I filled my coffee cup for the second time and headed towards my home office…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoOff Track, Middie Sets Me Straight AgainWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” It took only three days to find a good home for Frank, our French poodle house guest…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoTrump Finally Convinced To Wear Mask For Press Briefings, But You Probably Won’t Guess WhyWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” There will be a new look for President Trump very soon as he shows up for Press…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoTrump Claims He Misspoke About WWII Because “That Was The One John Wayne Starred In”William Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” President Trump, attempted to explain his mistake Monday evening in saying “the ‘1917’…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoI’m Not The Only One Down In The Dumps Around HereWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” I think it’s this damn home-boundness that’s getting to me, but I didn’t expect it to…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoTrump To Drop Pence For MyPillow Guy - Trump/Lindell 2020 Pillows Selling Like HotcakesWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” Dropping Mike Pence from Trump’s ticket was a move first floated by Michael Lindell…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoWhite House Denies Our Previous Report, We’re Sticking With ItWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” Yesterday we reported that the president suffered back spasms as a result of…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoTrump Throws Out Back Demonstrating TikTok Dance Challenge For Young RepublicansWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” In a Zoom conference with the Top 100 Young Republicans, Trump was demonstrating how…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoTrump Signs Major Conservation Bill Without Making One Mistake - Onlookers Erupt In ApplauseWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” “His signature was magnificent,” raved Senator Corey Gardener (R-Colo). “He…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoA Presidential Memoir? Trump Has Bigger PlansWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” At least 15 presidents have written, or co-written, autobiographies covering the…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoOnce More Back To The Dog Park, Cub Reporter Middie On The Final Maneuver Of The Trump CampaignWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” For some reason Middie insisted we take a walk yesterday, early, before I even had a…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoI Thought Maybe Trump Should Get A Dog, Then I Was Set StraightWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” I was checking up on the “news of the world” this morning when I shared an observation…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoThe Lincoln Project and Meidas Touch Are Getting Into Trump’s Head - But Never Before Like ThisWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” Take a look at a Lincoln Project video, or one from Meidas Touch. They are creative…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoKey West Man Set To Part With Lifelong Companion, At White House RequestWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” FL Governor Ron DeSantis has the White House’s ear on this one, and Trump is taking…fiction-to-power (53)in funny • 4 years agoMy Dog Wants To Be A Comedy Writer For The Biden CampaignWilliam Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report “Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.” I was having a quiet cup’a joe this morning when Middie came into the room. “What’s…