BlogHide Resteemsgoofycryptocraig (27)in death • 4 years ago...three secondsA friend lost a daughter last week. I’m guessing he’s about my age, which makes sense as his daughter was in college. I don’t have kids but I can’t imagine anything worse than the loss of a child.…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoShould Could Never Tell a JokeI’m not really good at much if you want know the truth. There are a handful of things, though, I can do sort of well. Driving is one of them. When I was in college, I street-raced for money and…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoWatersports: From a List of Things That Annoy MeI was in a public bathroom the other day and the sit down toilets were automatic flush. I can understand the need for these because many people don’t dispose of their internal edible digestive-tract…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoJust Beyond the WallsFor years I’ve woken up in a mysterious haze, hearing those voices just beyond the walls, beyond the walls of my three-walled enclosure. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve hazily walked around in…goofycryptocraig (27)in kennedyassassination • 4 years agoDancing Through Dealey with DestinyTwenty years ago I bumped into Gerald Ford. I could have called him Mr. President; perhaps that would have helped. It was at Carnegie Hall and I actually sought him out, not for an autograph or to…goofycryptocraig (27)in kennedyassassination • 4 years agoA Nail on the Runway at Love FieldI think about the Kennedy assassination, and how a flat tire at love Field could've changed everything. I got a flat this past week, two flats really from two nails. Considering the advances to…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoFour Degrees Before Top Dead CenterMy brother has a compass watch, well it’s really a watch that has a compass on it. It’s been broken ever since I can remember, the watch part that is, but he’s into misdirection so he wears it…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoIf Jesus Was Alive TodayIf Jesus was (or is it were?) alive today, I wonder if he’d be viewed the same way. I could imagine a 30 year old Jesus with no job and no home just walking around all day with twelve dudes. When I…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoFire it UpMy first car was a Pontiac Fiero. It was one of the first off the assembly line and it came with a 4 speed manual transmission and almost nothing else. It had a cassette player but no air…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoWhat Is Someone?This began with a Facebook post which was a riddle to help distract us from the 'pandemic' hysteria...I got the answer to the riddle correct, but I had two answers...finding a flaw in the way the…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoShaking Hand ShakingShaking Hand Shaking The custom of shaking hands began as a way of showing that neither party was armed. I’ve always been armed, with, well, arms. To be disarmed, meaning have no arms, would defeat…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoFestivus at The Home DepotI worked as a Race Track Manager at The Home Depot and many call it Home Depot when there really is a ‘The’ at the beginning, it’s on the logo. And as a Race Track Manager, I wore a vest while the…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoOut Damn'd Spot 💩🤣Through the large bay window, the viny yard is thick and overgrown; a wall of trees hung over it. Marilyn from across the street bent over to set up a lawn chair. I grabbed the binoculars from under…goofycryptocraig (27)in humor • 4 years agoSchrödinger's Cat is DeadSchrödinger’s Cat is surely dead. I should have prefaced this with ‘spoiler alert’ but in my defense, you’ve had 86 years to see this particular movie so my best guess is if you’ve haven’t seen in…goofycryptocraig (27)in blog • 7 years agoMy Mind Began to UnravelMy mind began to unravel. The word UNRAVEL seemed to be the matter out of which my brain was constituted and it began spontaneously coming apart. These seven letters, big, clunky, oddly sized…goofycryptocraig (27)in blog • 7 years agoDeath by ProxyA friend died yesterday. I’m not going to pretend that we were all that close or swoop in with some made up connection we never had. He really was a friend from over twenty years ago and, back in…goofycryptocraig (27)in blog • 7 years agoWatersports: My Frustration with Public RestroomsI was in a public bathroom the other day and the sit down toilets were automatic flush. I can understand the need for these because many people don’t dispose of their internal edible digestive-tract…goofycryptocraig (27)in blog • 7 years agoNaked Lunch...my first jobMy first job was working in a warehouse and I took it way too seriously. My boss knew this and he couldn’t increase my pay, but he did throw me a bone every once in a while. When the bigwigs came…
