BlogHide Resteemsgroovatti (52)in humor • 4 years agoTop 12 SNL Skit Ideas for Elon MuskElon Musk image courtesy jdlasica If you haven’t heard, Elon Musk will be hosting Saturday Night Live (SNL) along with musical guest Miley Cyrus this Saturday, May 8th, 2021. And just the…groovatti (52)in funny • 4 years agoCloudy with a Chance of Sh*t CoinsAfter spending a year or so researching cryptocurrencies, I've come up with a simple illustrative story to help newbies better understand these relatively new financial instruments. Don't worry…groovatti (52)in dtube • 5 years agoThe Big Wow: A Psychonaut's Amazing DMT Journey▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFSgroovatti (52)in funny • 6 years agoHow to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the petsAre you one of those sick fucks who just let’s your farts come out willy-nilly? Don’t care who you gas as long as you get it out of your ass? Don’t care who’s nostrils you infect? 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