BlogHide Resteemshmht1234 (31)in dtube • 6 years agor/ProRevenge - She Hated Me and Made Me Think I Was an Idiot (4th all-time upvotes)A story from r/ProRevenge about a girl who was treated unfairly by teachers and get her revenge... Got a story to share? Post them on reddit at r/RedditReadouts ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFShmht1234 (31)in funny • 7 years agoDaily Joke #15: Attempted muggingI started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a while ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been far more successful! A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more :)hmht1234 (31)in funny • 7 years agoDaily Joke 14: I met a beautiful girl todayI met a beautiful girl today! Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there! Damn I love my new taser! A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow…hmht1234 (31)in funny • 7 years agoDaily Joke 13: I got fired from the sperm bankI got fired from the sperm bank today. 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As Q1 nears it's end it is important to see which cryptocurrencies have met their targets and which are likely to fail. Now cryptocurrencies are found creditable if they produce a…hmht1234 (31)in electroneum • 7 years agoElectroneum: Bullet-point update of recent developmentsHi Guys! This will be a very short bullet-point style summary of some of the important information/developments that have appeared recently - in this case I mention 5 updates. On the 17th…hmht1234 (31)in funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke #5: My girlfriend left a note on the fridgeMy girfriend left a note on the fridge. "I don't think this is working and I am going to stay with my mother" it read. I opened the door. The light came on and it was cold - What the hell did she…hmht1234 (31)in funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke #4: I came home early...I came home early today and confronted my wife, in our bedroom, if she's cheating on me or not. She laughs. I laugh. 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