BlogHide Resteemshyperbole (52)in writing • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Earth and lightbulbsSometimes I like to just let my brain be. Instead of all the nonsense that usually fills it, or any of that intelligent, productive thinking others so seem to enjoy (a few of them, at the very…hyperbole (52)in writing • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Floury wordsWhen flowery words start to fail you, try some floury words instead. Speak of bread in its rich simplicity, speak of cookies and cakes and the rest. Speak of bagels and baguettes, of doughs sour and…hyperbole (52)in writing • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Good days, bad days, and lying to myselfOn my good days I wonder what I can do for the world, for people around me, and in general for those in need. I usually don’t get much past the wondering stage, but hey- at least I try. On my evil…hyperbole (52)in life • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.What's wrong with fairy tale beginnings?Once upon a time, though I don’t really understand how something can be upon a time, or that what follows only happened once- actually, I'm not really sure what follows yet. We should probably…hyperbole (52)in crazy • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I'm ... ConfusedYesterday a friend asked me to take the enneagram test , and down the rabbit hole I went. Me being who I am, I immediately started looking into personality tests, which was something I've started…hyperbole (52)in life • 6 years agoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Sorry 'bout that. I started typing a post, a fun little writing exercise. Got about halfway through, my computer crashes... but not to worry, I…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ObsessionsAlright, so… food? Always food. I just don’t understand why people think I’m obsessed, I just think about food pretty much… constantly. Alright, fine, maybe I am obsessed. But hey, there are…hyperbole (52)in crazy • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Talking wallsThe boy turned and stared at the wall. And the wall stared back. And spoke. ”What are you staring at?” The boy was shocked. “What in the living #@$%?” ”Actuallythe #@$% isn’t living.…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Peanut Butter - Part 2It seems I’ve finally been corrupted. I generally don’t like to do serials, mostly to avoid the word – we try not to associate with such thigs, it makes people think of uncomfortable things like…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.closed eyesI close my eyes, then open them again. Now why on earth did I do that? Why, exactly, was I closing my eyes like that? It feels sorta pointless, especially since it basically was purposeless. I…hyperbole (52)in dropintheocean • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Foggy windowsI sat up, blinked, wiped my eyes. Glanced at the window... what the? Why is it so unclear? I want to be able to see outside. Beep. Beep. Beep. I quickly get up, walk over to the closet where I…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Monologue, DialogueI was thinking to myself the other day (obviously, who else would I think to? One of those other idiots out there? Please. (We'll ignore the implications that I'm an idiot because I'm the one…hyperbole (52)in humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Peanut ButterThe room seemed dark, uninviting. Twelve figures sat around a table, each somehow shaded from the light, and each somehow more imposing than the last. The newest member spoke first. "So. We're…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agoBad things and other various goings on in the asylum I like to call "my mind" because some idiot decided it was a good idea to nominate me for Comedy Open Mic Round # 39 (2 idiots actually)even though I already played so I figured I'd drag this title outDon’t you just love it when bad things happen? No, not to you, to other people! … What? You expected me to provide an example? That would be a nice thing to do, so why on earth would I do…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Druid BunnyThis is David. Was David. Will be David. Whatever, he gets confused about the tenses. They're a bit too tense for him. David! That was a terrible pun! As you may be able to tell, David is a…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Weird dimensionsHave you ever turned to yourself and said... One moment. How exactly are you supposed to turn to yourself? I feel like that would require some serious dimension bending, it seems like something…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Writing, walls, casesI want to write, but if I want to get this right, I think I have to read the writing on the wall. I think there’s a joke in there somewhere, I just have to interpret it… ;) In any case, I…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.RiteI'm surprised really. No, more than surprised, I'm shocked. Why… Why? Why did you do it, how did you do it, what did you even do? I've been wondering that for a while. Why do I think you did…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Cartoons physics, Godly facesThe other day I turned to John and asked him "John? Do you know that you don't exist?" He was quite shocked to hear it. "What- What do you mean I don't exist? Do you mean on some deeper level…hyperbole (52)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.MeanderingsWhen you look into the great beyond, you'll find that it stares back, that you gaze on naught but yourself. How? Why? Who? When? Should I use all those other one-word questions instead of actually…
