BlogHide Resteemsillusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-31_illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-30"I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain'" -- Tammy Faye Bakker A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-29In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-28If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the answer can be obtained by simple inspection. I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ... "Bite off, dirtball."…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-27Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. -- Charles D'Hericault As me an' me marrer was readin' a tyape, The tyape gave a shriek mark an' tried tae escyape; It skipped ower…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-26"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -- Mark Twain [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-2594% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here. QOTD: "A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5." He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-21If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-20Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. Because I don't need to worry about finances I can ignore Microsoft and take over the (computing) world from the grassroots. -- Linus…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-18Always there remain portions of our heart into which no one is able to enter, invite them as we may. Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-17Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is. -- C. Schulz Swap read error. You lose your mind. We don't need no indirection We don't…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-16Proper treatment will cure a cold in seven days, but left to itself, a cold will hang on for a week. -- Darrell Huff If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-15The mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time. Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. Don't try to have the last word -- you might get it. -- Lazarus Longillusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-14Humor in the Court: Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do you go to? A. Oral. Q. How old are you? A. Oral. Waking a person unnecessarily should not be…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-13"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed." -- Robin, The Boy Wonder It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. -- Marcus Porcius Cato The most…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 4 years agoTerofor 2020-08-12They're giving bank robbing a bad name. -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde Charm is a way of getting the answer "Yes" -- without having asked any clear question. We should be careful to get…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 5 years agoTerofor 2020-08-01Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, it is only because we have no choice. -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5 "I changed my headlights the other day. I…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 5 years agoTerofor 2020-07-31I did it just to piss you off. :-P -- Branden Robinson in a message to debian-devel Consultant, n.: Someone who'd rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 5 years agoTerofor 2020-07-30Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. -- Josh Billings God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal. -- Samuel Butler As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl…illusionmagician (46)in busy • 5 years agoTerofor 2020-07-29Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here, there can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now…