BlogHide Resteemsilt-yodith (55)in advice • 6 years agoThe Life Raft: Saving the Sad Redpill Lunatics of the Manosphere - PrefaceSex controls the world. That's not even a controversial opinion. It's been known since the first Cro-Magnon man decided to go out and do something insane in the hopes of impressing a cute little…ilt-yodith (55)in politics • 6 years agoWhy Are the People Running Things Such Goofy Bastards?I have the answer. It’s pretty simple really. Because normal people don’t want to deal with the giant sack of cow-shit that is “politics” and “public relations.” Let’s better define our terms:…ilt-yodith (55)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoTrying to Watch the Naked Kate Winslet Scene in Titanic While Your Angry Wife Complains about Her Rough Day Buying a Shirt - Comedy Open Mic Round #32Ok. She did that thing with her voice where it goes up. That "bet you won't believe the way this story about shirts turns out" tone. That means she's almost done. Maybe like, two, or at most three…ilt-yodith (55)in money • 6 years agoSteemSteem: Earn Ten Gajillion Moneys With CryptoForkChainBlockBitBot - A Very Actually Serious Entry For Comedy Open Mic Round #32Every person here on Steem wants to have many a lot Steemits! If you have fewer Steemits and want more Steemits, SteemSteem maybe is definitely the best and good decision for everyone unless you…ilt-yodith (55)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoI Don't Wear Hats But if I Did Wear Hats and You Were a Hat I Would Still Kick You in the Stomach - Comedy Open Mic Round 29I wish the guy who invented hats had perished as a child in The Great Plague, or the Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction Event, or the big flood thing where the guy in the giant boat with the animal…ilt-yodith (55)in funny • 6 years agoCensoredMy aunt saw this and thought it was seditious, so the village censor made me remove it. Feel free to remove your upvote as well. I apologize for any inconvenience.ilt-yodith (55)in comedy • 6 years agoYour Mom is So Hot That I’m Gonna Have Her Screaming When I Give Her the Positive Results From the Clinical Trial of The Body Temperature Regulation Drug I’ve DiscoveredYour mom always leaves my office all sweaty and out of breath, because she is part of a group of volunteers taking part in our FDA mandated experimentation which requires daily incremental pulse…ilt-yodith (55)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoRice Goes on the Inside of a Sushi Roll You Deranged Lunatic - Comedy Open Mic Round 28What is this? No, seriously what the hell is this? A Sushi roll? For real? That’s what you’re going with? You’re gonna really try to justify that? Wow. Umm, yes, there certainly is a…ilt-yodith (55)in tornado • 6 years agoHey Tornado, I Want to Punch You in Your Stupid Spinny FaceHey funnel face. Yeah, I am talking to you. What are you gonna do about it? Rotate me? Knock over my patio furniture? You think you can just come around all whirly-twirly, like some kind of…ilt-yodith (55)in trading • 6 years agoDisclaimer: You’re a Dick Because You Use DisclaimersYou only use a disclaimer on your posts because you’re too much of a pansy to straight up make a real prediction, and you know all the idiots will follow what you say anyway. It’s the perfect way…ilt-yodith (55)in steemit • 6 years agoReading Trending Posts Will Make You More StupiderIf you need pictures with your content, the children’s bookstore is thataway. We all know that Steem and Steemit and everything associated with it is, in large part, a way to make money. People…resteemedmourningnoodles (51)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoImagine, Comedy Open Mic Night Round 115 ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS I nominate @alessandrapace and @writerofage for COM. 2nd submission for comedy open mic round 11. If you like the stuff, follow it around. Thanks for the support!ilt-yodith (55)in money • 6 years agoLuck is the Only Relevant Factor in Making Money Trading Crypto Over the Short TermWhales got Lucky. It had nothing to do with their “hard work” or their “skills.” There is only one statistically significant explanation for how and why the people who make money trading or…ilt-yodith (55)in motivation • 6 years agoYou’re Going to Die Pretty Soon So Do The Important Stuff NowMotivational advice tends to be dripping with positive happy sentiments and feel-good rah-rah which probably works for children and people who have a generally happy disposition all the time…ilt-yodith (55)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoComedy, Open Mic - Comedy Open Mic Round #10Check. Check one. Sibilance. Sibilance. Nominating: @benleemusic (because the guy is a legitimate rockstar and actually personally interacts with regular people on Steemit and seems to be a…ilt-yodith (55)in life • 6 years agoThings You Pronounce Weird in Your Head to Help You Remember How to Spell It“Liss-Ten Pee-Opal to My Chih-Hooah-Hooah Bark.” Those are my weirdest ones. Do you do this or am I putting way too many powdered things up my nose for my brain to function properly? And have…ilt-yodith (55)in art • 6 years agoWhen Your Face Looks Like a WaffleExpect to be called “Waffle-Face” or “Ugly Idiot” or “Your Parents Didn’t Love You Guy.” A list: Your waffle head makes my face want to throw up and the only thing I’ve eaten all day is a…ilt-yodith (55)in blog • 6 years agoI Made Out With Bitcoin Last NightI invited Bitcoin over last night for a little Netflix and Chill (because I thought that it was a bit too presumptuous to invite him over for Hulu and Anal). The problem started when I realized…ilt-yodith (55)in food • 6 years agoJay Riemenschneider Eats Horse all the Time[Picture of Jay Riemenschneider Unavailable]ilt-yodith (55)in war • 6 years agoSlaughtering Children for Vague Nothingness and PowerAre we all just little tiny babies now? That we always have to take a “side.” Normal people don’t think the murderous scumbag “ruling” Syria deserves his place in life. Except that murderous…
