BlogHide Resteemsinternutter (69)in aboutme • 5 years agoPorting to Peakd!Those of you who follow my daily tales will no longer find new ones here. I'm moving everything to Peakd! You will find me at where I can post new stories without the fear of censorship. Those of…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02630-G073: A Questionable Survival MechanismAs the Galactic, not a deathworlder, but not a delicate havenworlder either, looked down at the infant human, they had to wonder... "How does something so small and delicate grow into something so…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02629-G072: Impossible ConsequencesHuman Dave was an interesting individual. His pack bonding ability is astounding even among his fellow Humans. The downside being where ever Dave goes chaos ensues. Even humans with high restraints…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02628-G071: The Last LieThe "Last Lie" is a recurring trend and well-known trait in the Amalgam universe. Yet, I haven't yet read a story where the "Last Lie" has come true. It seems that our human protagonists always…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02627-G070: When You Assume...Considering the cultural difference between western people and eastern people, how would aliens react to someone from Asia? Asian people tend to be less touchy-feely, more reserved and quiet than…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02626-G069: Patient PersistenceElephants can paint . It is adorable. They also enjoy music . Also: good at snuggles . -- Anon Guest Humanity has doubted the intelligence of Elephants in the same way that they doubted…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02625-G068: Toxic Under Certain CircumstancesAlien and Human conversation: A: And Humans keep drinking these? H: Jup. A: Even though it can dissolve Rats? H: Jup, in Moderation. A: Why? H: It tastes good. (/TIL The…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02624-G067: Seasonal InvasionAka. Ep. 54 "Havenworlder discover Christmas Beetles" -- Mike [AN: "despite being Australian" is an entire mood NGL] "It's November," said the guide. "It's Christmas Beetle season." This…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02623-G066: Occupational HazardsA: Human, why are you eating with your off hand? B: Oh, I sprained my dominant hand. It should be better in a few days, maybe a week. A: WHAT WERE YOU DOING??? B: Cleaning the walls. A: What.…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02622-G065: One More LessonThe Great Chinese Famine (from Wikipedia) "I went to one village and saw 100 corpses, then another village and another 100 corpses. No one paid attention to them. People said that dogs were eating…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02621-G064: Reach Out And...Born without the ability to speak, the human wrote or use signed language to communicate, though they could speak mind to mind, most did not like that at all, it gave them headaches. But as they…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02620-G063: To Become HumanThe memorial ceremony was solemn. As their crewmate was laid to rest, the family given the posthumus honors the crewperson had earned for their heroism, their crewmates and captain were stunned by…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02619-G062: Sizzlin'The support snag, AKA sausage inna slice of bread. You find them everywhere here in Auz, raising money for good causes, local footy teams. Volunteers cooking sausages and buttering bread, and…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02618-G061: Adjusting the Recovery PlanTheir legs were broken, their lower back was damaged, and they were bruised all to hell. Still, havenworlders were safe, so while uncomfortable, they were not too upset about the situation. A…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02617-G060: Bonding Through IrritationThe humans teach some havenworlders how to play an infamous board game known as monopoly. -- Anon Guest Competition is innate in Humans. Without some form of competition in their lives or…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02616-G059: Vital EducationA: Why is your baby so happy and well behaved? I've tried everything with mine! Baby A: shriiieeeeek!!! B: I just listen to them. Baby B: happy cooing -- Anon Guest Parenting classes…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02615-G058: Useless? Never Heard of Itthose odd coins in the bottom of your pocket or bag. Putting them to good use. -- Anon Guest As a member of the Loyal Order of Hitchhikers, it is prudent to clean out one's bags regularly.…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02614-G057: Therapeutic Bonding ExercisesHumans quietly did not speak of it. Speak of it and it makes it real, yeah? One of the leftover prejudices from Pre-Shattering. In reality, it wasn’t so bad. Young terrans unmeaningly latching on…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02613-G056: Trash to TreasureShe lived in the United States circa 2020. Well, it was New Year's. The first day of that year. Deep in debt, stressed, tired, her entire body hurt, she laid back on her recliner to sleep praying…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02612-G055: Befriending SunshineI figured I would take a stab at hoping for a part 2 of a story? It's from this prompt. Ms. Lilcoon goes looking for her friend, Mr. Sunshine, after she has the surgery on her paws to make them…