BlogHide Resteemsjadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesHere are some jokes I found funny today: My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. Son: What's the…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: Where do bees go on holiday? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Stingapore ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Q:…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: What do you call a dumb bunny? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A hare brain :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: Where do young cows eat lunch? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: In the calf-ateria…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: Why did the tree go to the dentist? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: It needed a root canal…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: What animal is always at a game of cricket? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bat…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: What kind of music do planets listen to? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Nep-tunes…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: What do you call a blind dinosaur? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they might peel…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: Where do rabbits go after they marry? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bunny-moon…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: Why are fish so smart? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they live in schools…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Matt…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Look! No hands…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A blood orange…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ: What do you call an alligator in a vest? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: An investigator…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoJokesQ. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A. They can’t stand fast food…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoFood jokes pt3Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A coco-naut.…jadeidol (45)in jokes • 6 years agoFood jokes pt2Q: What do you get when you cross broccoli and a vampire? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Count Broccula…