BlogHide Resteemsjohnnyrobish (52)in humor • 26 days agoTrump Tells WABC Hosts Jack Smith Needs to be DeportedWhile appearing as a guest on radio WABC 770 AM’s “Cats & Cosby Show,” former President Donald Trump escalated his attacks against special counsel Jack Smith, telling the hosts that Smith should be…johnnyrobish (52)in humor • last monthTrump Tells Young Farm Boy of His Love for CowsWhile appearing on FOX and Friends this past Friday, Donald Trump answered a young farm boy’s video question, “What is your favorite farm animal?” this way - “I’ll tell you what I love. 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State…johnnyrobish (52)in humor • 4 months agoRFK Jr Admits Planting Dead Bear Cub in Central ParkWell, just when you thought anything about RFK Jr’s life couldn’t possibly get more bizarre, Mr. Kennedy has just posted a video confession admitting it was he who was responsible for what became a…johnnyrobish (52)in politics • 4 months agoElon Musk Suspends ‘White Dudes for Harris’ Account From ‘X’In what many are calling blatant “election interference,” Elon Musk has suspiciously suspended the "White Dudes for Harris” account on “X” after they quickly raised $4 million for Vice President…johnnyrobish (52)in ar15 • 4 months agoNon-Profit Group Raffling Off AR-15 at Republican ConventionShowing what a wonderful sense of humor they have, just days after Donald Trump was shot at with an AR-15 in Pennsylvania, visitors to his 2024 nominating convention can enter to win a free, yes…johnnyrobish (52)in humor • 4 months agoRed State Supermarkets Now Selling Ammo from Vending MachinesNPR is reporting adults in quite a few Red States can now buy ammunition for their guns right out of vending machines at their local supermarket. 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Jeff Landry (R) stated, “This bill mandates the display of the Ten Commandments in every…johnnyrobish (52)in sarcasm • 5 months agoTesla Approves Musk’s $56 Billion Pay PackageTesla's shareholders have re-approved a $56 billion pay package for Elon Musk, despite the fact that the company has lost a full 20% of its stock price, along with facing diminishing sales, rusting…johnnyrobish (52)in politics • 5 months agoTrump Issues Shark Warning at Las Vegas RallyIn the middle of his recent Las Vegas speech, Donald Trump went into a bizarre rant about the horrors of electric battery-powered boats, claiming that the weight of the battery would sink the boat…johnnyrobish (52)in trump • 6 months agoTrump Guilty on All 34 Counts in Hush-Money TrialThe New York Times is reporting that former president and presumptive 2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald J. 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