BlogHide Resteemsjohnthefelon (55)in blog • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Your First Bookstore Reading - Comedy Open Mic Round 29Your First Bookstore Reading It took you four years to cobble together enough half-hour time intervals to complete a two hundred fifty page novel. You painstakingly crafted such an intricate plot…johnthefelon (55)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.American Zeroes - Chapter 7Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Chest, Part 1 Chapter Five: Dead Man…johnthefelon (55)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ANXIETY (original song) - Comedy Open Mic Round 28This is an original song called Anxiety which is part of a musical I'm writing called Massterpiece (the extra "s" is for salvation). Synopsis Each year, the small community theater of Reeseville…johnthefelon (55)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.THE GORILLA SERIES - Comedy Open Mic Round 28THE GORILLA SERIES PART 1: LATE FOR WORK Characters JACK GORILLA 1 GORILLA 2 COWORKER 1 (CW1) COWORKER 2 (CW2) (Morning. Jack gets ready for work. The doorbell rings. He walks to the…johnthefelon (55)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoPudding, Anyone? - ComedyOpenMic Round 26This is a true story. Where I used to live, there were two sets of neighbors who jointly threw a big Labor Day party each year. One year, there were more people than usual. It was around dusk…johnthefelon (55)in blog • 6 years agoFunny Story About PantiesAbout a month ago, my girlfriend pulled panties out of my drawer, held them up, and asked, "Whose are these?" There is an innate response mechanism for this situation and it causes a man, guilty…johnthefelon (55)in blog • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.He's Dead, Jimjohnthefelon (55)in poetry • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.IrreversibleIrreversible I've lived in fear Of the irreversible The actions that can't be undone The mixing of things Like blood, like lives The nature of things Like when air expands And cannot be…resteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoThe Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 26Welcome to the 26th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for Judges Contest…johnthefelon (55)in blog • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lazy Man Special - SalmonI really didn't want to cook tonight, but I wanted to eat salmon. So, I did what I usually do and went to the grocery store to buy one item. I bought one half-pound salmon filet. Lovely. When I…johnthefelon (55)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.American Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 2Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Chest, Part 1 Chapter Five: Dead Man…johnthefelon (55)in blog • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Is That All There Is?Hello Steemians (and my loyal followers especially), I have concluded a wonderful, week-long stay-cation, and it flew by faster than expected which I fully expected. I tried to slow down time…johnthefelon (55)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.HOLD THE FAVA BEANS - ComedyOpenMic Round 26This is a comedy sketch that was never performed because my comedy troupe refused. I wrote it during the found-footage craze that coincided with a disturbing story out of Kassel, Germany about a…johnthefelon (55)in funny • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Farewell My Concubine Who Never Even Gave Me a Handy, by Fergus BalfourThis is Fergus Balfour, and I'm feeling nostalgic. I get this way sometimes when I drink too much and pass out upsidedown. I was on Facebook the other day and someone posted a picture of me and…resteemedluzcypher (74)in openmic • 6 years agoSteemit Open Mic Week 97 - Record Your Performance And Win Steem - Sponsored By @pfunk And @luzcypherSteemit Open Mic is an online, live music venue to give musicians a chance to share their music with the Steemit community and get their music heard. It is growing larger every week thanks to all…johnthefelon (55)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Prologue: Traffic Girl Wars: TWB First Chapter Challenge EntryHello, everyone, and thank you for holding this competition. My entry is the prologue of a novel I am writing called Traffic Girl Wars (I know this is a first chapter challenge, but I figure the…johnthefelon (55)in openmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Steemit Open Mic Week 97 - (original song) - Things As They Ought To BeI hope you enjoy this original song. Maybe you can relate to it. Lyrics Don't live your life for me Don't live your life for me I'm not responsible So irresponsible Don't call me anymore…johnthefelon (55)in writing • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.American Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 1- ComedyOpenMic Round 25Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Chest, Part 1 Chapter Five: Dead…resteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 25Welcome to the 25th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for Judges Contest…johnthefelon (55)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.@HODGETWINS BITCOIN VIDEO INTROS - ComedyOpenMic Round 25I can't stop watching @hodgetwins videos. Here is a compilation of my favorite bitcoin video intros. I nominate @hodgetwins and @tenhanger.