BlogHide Resteemsresteemedmgaft1 (67)in fiction • 7 years agoChristmas Balls (An original short story)Source It was a beautiful winter day about 3:30 p.m. Sun was shining on houses decorated for Christmas. Snow scrunched under my ski boots indicating the temperature about -15 degrees Celsius.…kamikavkazi (31)in funny • 8 years agoFound My Mama's Dildo #NSFWMaking money at 15 Bought silver bars til’ the investment went green Cashed out flat out Showed mama the money And she said I’ll keep it safe Behind lock and key In a dark box bolted to her…kamikavkazi (31)in dating • 8 years agoWhy Are Men Becoming More Vain? : A response to "My Struggle With Body Dysmorphia As A Male", by calaber24pLooks don't mean shit! I'm UGLY and I get GRADE-A PUSSY ... . One's sex is an interesting factor, that…kamikavkazi (31)in funny • 8 years agoFound my Mama’s Dildo - by MitchieMaking money @ 15 Bought silver bars til’ the investment went green Cashed out flat out Showed mama the money And she said I’ll keep it safe Behind lock and key In a dark box bolted to her…kamikavkazi (31)in funny • 8 years agoSexy HorsefaceI love the way the sun hits her tits Her eyes bleed brown sugar Her hair carries the aroma of oats and berries And her punani tastes like peaches She's a little ugly, but in a sexy horse-face…kamikavkazi (31)in happy • 8 years agoASIAN MASSAGE: HAPPY ENDING MY ASS... PAID BY BTCSo I went to an Asian Massage... I won't say where because it doesn't matter... When I walked through the doors I was floored by the intertwining smells of kimchi and lotion... Then an 80 year…
