BlogHide Resteemsking.america (45)in life • 4 years agoBreaking: The Kingdom of America is thinking about RELOCATING!!!The city life is a life of sadness. Hopeless people waddle in and out of supermarkets, slurping down chemicals and tipping principles back cans like the last sip of a tall boy. Starting now, I am…king.america (45)in hive-140217 • 4 years agoDUDES! This game is legit and you don't even know.Yo! I went back to my local game store like a an old outlaw with a bandit mask and a cowboy hat on. It amazes me that this is acceptable public attire and relish in the idea that I can go out in…king.america (45)in hive-168689 • 4 years agoUrgent: NEW EARTH FRIENDLY DIET TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE!!!king.america (45)in hive-189111 • 4 years agoGood Timesking.america (45)in politics • 4 years agoOpinion: Tax The Rich More!!! They are too dumb for all of that money.Mayor Bloomberg has committed over $100 million dollars to the elect Joe Biden campaign in Florida alone. This after he burnt a billion dollars on the saddest presidential campaign in recent…king.america (45)in steem • 4 years agoURGENT!!! THE KING HAS RETURNED!!!Hello America, For the last thirty days I have been traveling around the nation and secretly watching my subjects like an episode of undercover boss. I must say that I am not impressed. For too…king.america (45)in travel • 4 years agoBreaking: New York unveils new plan to help tourism sectors recover.Now that New York has successfully eradicated COVID-19, they have decided to impose strict self quarantine measures from travelers from over 30 states. The Kingdoms Department of Information…king.america (45)in steem • 4 years agoURGENT: Current CIA Agent living in 4-Star Hotels, is SUFFERING!!!The New York Post today explains that Edward Snowden and Donald Trump believe he is being treated poorly. The Oscar winning, best selling CIA Analyst turned author, is complaining about his exile…king.america (45)in hive-161155 • 4 years agoBreaking: The King of America Announces New Mining Partnership!For years, Mining companies have been using Washington lobbyists and power brokers to persuade legislators to ease restrictions and taxation intended to preserve Eco-systems and maintain a delicate…king.america (45)in hive-140217 • 4 years agoATTENTION 8-BIT International Americans!!!The King of America has been putting in serious time talking to aides and senators and prime ministors from all parts of the world. He decided to call it early today and have his A/V guy set up…king.america (45)in disney • 4 years agoBREAKING: The Dystopian Future we Dreamed of is NOW!!!Los Angeles: Today Disney decided after to change the name of of one their recently acquired media giants, in an attempt to modernize, as well as appeal to the soulless youth of today that…king.america (45)in news • 4 years agoBreaking: Kamala Harris is dead.San Fransisco: Ugandan America Kamala Harris dies today at age 70. She was one of the first Wrestler Americans to break the color barrier and went onto become one of the nations top district…king.america (45)in news • 4 years agoURGENT: Where are your priorities, CHICAGO???The King of America wishes all people in Chicago to remember one thing. If you feel marginalized by society for whatever you reason you feel is most appropriate, The Kingdom of America supports you…king.america (45)in travel • 4 years agoBREAKING: New York City really wants you to COME BACK!!!To all of my New York Americans that have fled the set of John Carpenter's soon to be dystopian masterpiece "Escape from New York 2", The King of America is here to help. The King made a call to…king.america (45)in news • 4 years agoURGENT: SUPER IMPORTANT EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!!!This line is left purposely blank to encourage scrollers to click on this post to get the super important news!!! Americans and International Americans Rejoice!!! Two real life superheroes that…king.america (45)in hive-189111 • 4 years agoATTENTION MEMER AMERICANS!!!The King of America would like to share another amusing meme he found while on his computer. He hope that you enjoy the following American approved content.king.america (45)in hive-140217 • 4 years agoThe King of America embarks on an EPIC JOURNEY!!!Dude, Have you even played Munch's Oddysee? Your telling me you are a hardcore XP merchant and you haven't played Much's Oddysee? This is what THEY want!!! Do not listen to these gamer rags and…king.america (45)in vacation • 4 years agoThe Kingdom of America Archive: VACATION 2020 (1 of 2)As the King of America was sailing yesterday with his close and personal friend Lee Greenwood, a large space capsule of some sort landed in the water near by. The King met these strange looking men…king.america (45)in sports • 4 years agoPlucky American Entrepeneur BATTLES Russian Oligarch!!!Stan Kroenke, billionaire owner of the Los Angeles Rams and Arsenal Football Club plays the role of David today. His scrappy Arsenal team, full of whinging, overpaid and fashion forward teenagers…king.america (45)in hive-140217 • 4 years agoBREAKING: THE KING HAS SNAPPED!!!This Summer, when looking for that next sweet game at your local blockbuster or video update, look no further than DAVE MIRRA BMX on PlayStation. The King of America firmly endorses this game and…