BlogHide Resteemskylo-ren (57)in punchline • 6 years agoFather's DayFather's Day is a really stupid holiday. source Just saying.kylo-ren (57)in star-wars • 7 years agoMother's Day.So I tried not to kill my mom. Then a douche swooped in and did it anyway. sourcekylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoEvery year.So like 92 people came up to me on Friday to say "May the 4th be with you." Giphy 0 said anything to me on Saturday. Revenge of the 5th is so much cooler. Everyone sucks.kylo-ren (57)in funny • 7 years agoScars are sexy.In my galaxy, we have the technology to replace severed limbs so of course we could repair this stupid scar on my face. But I decided to keep it because chicks dig scars. Sexy image.kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoShe said she would call.I've been standing here for like 3 hours waiting for this girl to contact me. src We have this special bond where we can experience each other's environment. I'd like to experience her…kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoI was robbed. But whatever.So they had some stupid awards for acting and movies last night. Not that I really care, but I didn't win again. Which is total b.s. considering that I acted like I didn't hate my dad for…kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoForce Powered Milk ManI'm not sure if you have heard, but I can do this really cool trick with this one girl who is nobody and comes from nowhere. We can interact physically without being in the same place. It's…kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoWhat if?This is what it would be like if I were like the typical Force user. src But it's not because I don't suck enough to get my arm cut off like every other idiot.kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoTwo sides to every story.Everybody always tells me what a great guy my dad was and how I should have patched things up with him. Here's an old home movie of their "hero". "I'm nice men." No you're not jerk!kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoValentine's Day is stupid anyway.So that girl wasn't impressed with my dance routine. But that's ok. We all know that you're my true Valentine. And Valentine's Day is lame.kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoThis should impress her.I think this one girl is really into me but she keeps playing it really cool. At the Valentine's Dance, I am going to show her my sweet dance moves. I think she is really going to like them.…kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoInterior decorating.I got a new decoration for my office. I can't wait for someone to piss me off so I can cut this to ribbons.kylo-ren (57)in zappl • 7 years agoHe never let me do what I wanted.This was the last family picture we took before my dad sent me away. knew I hated parting my hair on that side. What a jerk.kylo-ren (57)in funny • 7 years agoBundle of joyI found a video of me when I was a youngling. What kind of monster would send away such a smart, powerful and adorable youngling? And people still wonder why I hate my dad so much.kylo-ren (57)in funny • 7 years agoThe real story?Looks like they are making a movie about my dad when he was younger. source Do you think they will show the time he abandoned his son with his crazy uncle who tried to murder him in his…kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoHow rude.If you are going to Force link to someone when you are about to get in the shower, it is polite to warn them to put up their umbrella before turning on the water. source I guess…kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoCo-workersWhat do I think about General Hux? One word: Pussy sourcekylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoHey Girl (Not who you are thinking)Hey girl, I know you think my clothes look awesome... but wouldn't they look even better on your bedroom floor? Damn it! I have to keep reminding myself she's homeless. She doesn't have a…kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoDo you think this line will work?Hey girl (no one you know), You're so hot that I can't even take my eyes off of you when I sign my name. How about you and I fill out some mortgage documents so I can stare at you all day…kylo-ren (57)in punchline • 7 years agoWhat do you think?Do you think that this is a good picture for my tinder profile? I added a little gray so it would really pop. source Not that I care what you think.
