BlogHide Resteemslordvader (69)in drugwars • 6 years agoJoin the 501st Legion and Rule Drug Wars!Greetings loyal followers, My executive assistant Vera, whose mere presence is the most intoxicating thing in any galaxy, has informed me that there are new wars raging on your primitive planet.…lordvader (69)in funny • 6 years agoIf the interview conducted by one of your wisest inhabitants has sparked any questions, I will now allow you to ask me anything.Greetings loyal followers. One of your least terrible inhabitants, @wadepaterson has made the wise decision to conduct an interview with the most powerful being in any universe. You can find the…resteemedwadepaterson (68)in starwars • 6 years ago20 questions with @lordvader (The Steemian Series)A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi Knight was seduced by the dark side of the Force. Then, not so long ago (July 2016), @lordvader decided to make his presence known on…lordvader (69)in funny • 6 years agoHOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XIX: AN INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGEGreetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who can just do anything (and just do it perfectly), has informed me that the moronic inhabitants of your primitive planet may be in need of…lordvader (69)in funny • 6 years agoHOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVIII: NOW HIRINGGreetings loyal followers. Do you have what it takes to become my apprentice? Probably not. My executive assistant Vera, who will never have to look for another job as long as I am the…lordvader (69)in funny • 6 years agoHOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVII: ALLIES AND FOESGreetings loyal followers. I need to wait for the applause to die down before proceeding. This may take a while. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only ally anyone would ever…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoThe Empire has sent you a friend request.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only other indispensable member of the Empire, has informed me that some of you may be able to provide The Empiree with valuable…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoI Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, whiny farm boy (who SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!) has issued yet…resteemedluke-skywalker (50)in punchline • 7 years agoDarth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics FailsAs you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't agree with his politics, faith or the fact that he killed my greatest mentor, but…resteemedupsydaisy (56)in steemiteducation • 7 years agoThe Jedi Mind Trick - A preschool storyI am a Jedi Master and the force is thriving in my preschool classroom. The dark side of the force, however, is strong with the young ones. Aggressive, they can be. Defiant, they are. Always…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoI Hate Teachers... and Liars.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could save every single starfish on a beach if she wanted to, has informed me that one of my least favorite inhabitants from your planet…resteemedalvinauh (69)in education • 7 years agoStar Dreadnoughts, The Death Star and Blockchain in EducationImage source I have written about Blockchain's potential in Education in the past and am supportive of the use of Blockchain in Education, especially what the guys at Open Source University are…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoI am Lord Vader, Ask me Anything: Episode IIIGreetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who consistently has the highest score in outstanding achievement in the field of excellence, has informed me that I have gained a…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoOh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding.If you have been wondering why I haven't sent any transmissions recently, it is because I have been trying to enjoy one of my favorite pastimes: ruining creatures' Life Day celebrations. Perhaps…resteemedluke-skywalker (50)in funny • 7 years agoAn Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!@lordvader is at it again! His latest transmission has caused me to come out of exile to set the record straight. I haven't posted in a while because the wi-fi is awful on my sacred island.…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoAn Open Transmission to the Crooked, Lying, and Whiny Farm Boy.Greetings loyal followers. This is my feline named Padme. She will scratch your freaking face off if you cross her. That is why I like her. I treat animals well... except for ewoks. Those I eat…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoOne of your teachers needs to learn a lesson.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could teach all of you a thing or two, has informed me that one of your inhabitants has sent yet another transmission filled with fake…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoI decided to attend SteemFest 2. You're welcome.Greetings loyal followers. Headed to Steemfest2 on Thursday November 9th! Last Wednesday (November 1st), I received a transmission from my son, Lord Vader Jr. (at least that is what I would…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoOctober 31st is Honor Lord Vader Day (What are you doing the other 364 days of your year?)Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should never hide her perfection by disguising herself as anyone else, has informed me that across your planet, October 31st is deemed…lordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoAre you seriously still listening to that wacky and whiny little farm boy?Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the living incarnation of a perfect game, has informed me that we have received a transmission that was delayed as a result of…
