BlogHide Resteemsluke-skywalker (50)in steemit • 7 years ago5 Things on Steemit That Are Better Than Shooting Womp Rats!You all know how much I love shooting womp rats! So much so, that PETA has issued a statement via the lovely Pamela Anderson . Oh Pamela, Earth's greatest gift to the universe. I've…luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 7 years agoI AM A VICTIM OF FAKE NEWS!Someone from your community has created a video that alters my epic battle banter and makes me sound like a total nerd! While he perfectly captured my jedi-knight-meets-the-matrix back bend, I…luke-skywalker (50)in gif • 7 years agoTFW Your Dad Captures Your Friends, Murders Your Mentor, and Steals Your ChildhoodWORST. DAD. EVER.resteemedlordvader (69)in funny • 7 years agoI Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, whiny farm boy (who SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!) has issued yet…luke-skywalker (50)in punchline • 7 years agoDarth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics FailsAs you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't agree with his politics, faith or the fact that he killed my greatest mentor, but…luke-skywalker (50)in punchline • 7 years ago10 Things That Make Me Want to Turn to the Dark SideMany of my friends and fans ask me all the time, "why don't you just turn to the dark side already?" They talk about the finger lightning, strip clubs and Fox News' favorable media coverage.…luke-skywalker (50)in punchline • 7 years agoMy Father's New Master and EmpireAfter my father, @lordvader, destroyed his old master by throwing him down an elevator shaft, he needed a new job. He needed a new master. This master needed to be even more evil than the last, the…luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 7 years agoNew Year's Eve With My Crew!Meet my pals, Jimmy, Frank, George, and Pickles. They might look like a bunch of teddy bears, but they're crazier than a bunch of middle school girls at a Magic Mike watch party. Ewoks are absolute…luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 7 years agoDad Sure Loves Christmas!When most people think of @lordvader, they think of him chopping my hand off, massacring a room full of baby jedis, or maybe even choking his subordinates with his mind. What they don't think of are…luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 7 years agoAn Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!@lordvader is at it again! His latest transmission has caused me to come out of exile to set the record straight. I haven't posted in a while because the wi-fi is awful on my sacred island.…luke-skywalker (50)in lordvader • 7 years ago@lordvader totally wiffs the first pitchI've been away for a while, I had to fly to the far reaches of the galaxy. I was trying to prevent a large merger between the Empire and an even more sinister organization called Disney. Alas…luke-skywalker (50)in memechallenge • 8 years agoMeme Challenge #25 Entry #1Do NOT let Master Yoda see this!luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 8 years agoPETA Does Not Approve of Shooting Womp RatsYou would not believe the day I had! I received a transmission from an organization called PETA, which despite their pronunciation is not a purveyor of the tasty earth-treat known as the "gyro".…luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 8 years agoFrom Blue to Green: Why I Changed Lightsaber ColorsMany of my followers write me on a regular basis. They ask me all kinds of questions, like "Luke, why aren't you as cool as your dad?", "How do you get your hair to be so flowy?, "Is Luke short for…luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 8 years agoFather's Day with @lordvaderI just got back from my trip to the Death Star to see my dad for Father's Day. It was a rough trip but we made a lot of progress! It started off fine. I flew across the galaxy to meet dad at the…luke-skywalker (50)in bad-day • 8 years agoAt Walmart and Only 2 Cashiers Are Working!luke-skywalker (50)in starwars • 8 years agoMy Lightsaber is on the Fritz!Anyone know a good lightsaber mechanic? I'll be in San Fran next week!resteemedjoshuadavis (50)in art • 8 years agoFan art of Luke SkywalkerSo here's a step-by-step walk-through of how I created " Luke on Tatooine ". Step 1: Using a red pencil and ruler in my sketchbook, I use an informal composition technique to layout the…luke-skywalker (50)in introduceyourself • 8 years agoJedi Knight turned Steemian! May the Force be with me!Hi Everyone! I'm Luke. I grew up on a small eco-friendly farm in the middle of the desert with my uncle Owen. Here is a picture of me working on my droid! I'm here trying to reconnect with…
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