BlogHide Resteemsmdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoStar JalshaReport to the police in the police station One woman has been writing, Woman: 'Television on Tomorrow night Without my house Everything is stolen. ' Police surprised and asked, 'Do not look…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoOne day at the restaurantOne man went to an elite restaurant and saw three doors. 1st door: Bengali food, 2nd door: English food, 3rd door: Chinese food. When the person entered the door of Chinese food according to his…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoIn the house of a man in a cocktail, the guest is in the houseThe guest came to the house of a man in a poultice, Kept: What to eat ?? Cold not hot ?? Guests: Cold Kipate: Pepsi or soul Afza? Guests: Pepsi Kipat: eat glass or bottle ?? Guests: Glass…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoFar follyThe thought is telling his friend - Listen, when you come home at night, I will throw a coin from the roof, if you hear the sound you can get up from the bottom. Friend - OK. At the right time…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoSuitcaseOne was the miser. He was very miserable in everything. Never give charity charity, never One day he is making drying dry meat in the sun; It is said to eat all year. At that time a crow flew away…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoDad will be angryOne day a farmer's son was carrying a pack of rice sacks to sell in the market. But the front road of a house was broken. The car's car turned upside down. The owner of the house was eating. He…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoBeautiful wifePretty wife travel by train Was going Then he said, thinking about it Boltu Madhuburi, on the left side of my chest Vision pain, (Then kissed Madhubri chest, and with it The pain was better)…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoThe pain is not decreasingA simple guy is putting a brick on a brick Pedestrian: What matters! Why is the broth in the broth? Simple person: Doctor Sub says that I'm taking this ointment in the pain where I am suffering. I…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoBoltu is a little raw in English ...Once Sun Bath at Sea Beach in America Lying! . . The time to go to a guy's bolt Asked: "R U Relaxing?" . . So the restaxing word, new to boltu .... So he thinks that realaxing means nobody…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoThe fact is not that ...The boy is in the house of the girl. At one point of conversation, The girl was given the opportunity to speak alone. Girl: So, what did you decide ..? Boy: I have a wish before making a…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoFor 45 yearsLawyer: How old is the boy with you? Witness: 38 or 35 years, I can not say right. Lawyer: How long does he live with you? Witness: For 45 years.mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years ago499 milestonesLawyer: Then say, where was the accident? Witness: 499 miles Lawyer: Where is the 499 milestone? Witness: Probably between 498 and 500 milestone.mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoRoad accidentsThree people from three countries died in a road accident. It is difficult to determine their heaven and hell after death. Because of their absence, they could be caught singly. So a new rule was…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoDuck huntingOne day a prominent lawyer came out hunting a duck. After a long time, he hunted a poultry. But the duck fell into the field of fencing. The owner of the land that was present at the time of…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoTwo received death penaltyThe accused Hanging one The river has been thrown down. Seeing that, the other is WHO He started to mud. Judge: The verdict is just that Gone Now cry or what is the gain. Prisoner: You You…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoPianoBitloo and Raju are talking about a big piano at the door of the stadium to see the World Cup football game- BitLu: Know, at this moment, the stadium wants to buy the piano. Raju: When you came to…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoFour-four goalsAfter eating four or four goals, Goalkeeper told the manager: There is an urgent task, I have to go to the airport now, to catch the plane .... The manager taunts: I hope the plane does not miss…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoCongratulations to PaulTalking between one country's sports minister and head of the Cricket Board. Sports Minister: Congratulations on winning the cricket match. Board Chief: Congratulations to Paul. He saved us from…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoPain in painBowler, 'House That!', LBW appealed Meanwhile, the batsman is shivering pain in the leg. The umpire went on to slow down the batsman. He said, 'can you walk?' Batsman: Hmm. Runner does not need I…mdarifishtiaque (55)in funny • 7 years agoFuneralJonny once went to the stadium to see the football match. An elderly man sitting on the chair next to Johnny is sitting in the chair. The old chair is empty. Johnny: Uncle, someone sitting next to…
