BlogHide Resteemsmichael45 (25)in comedy • 5 years agoVictoria’s no longer a secret:So my oldest brother Ethan doesn’t like wearing pants while at home, he wears boxers (because he’s a gentleman) but REFUSES to wear pants. So one day we’re all just chilling on the couch when…michael45 (25)in comedy • 5 years agoI drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboardMy whole class once got detention because I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard and when the teacher went to wipe off the board all the fluff came off and stuck to the glue. I never got…michael45 (25)in comedy • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.All the fishI went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the shit out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by…
