BlogHide Resteemsmrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 160Thoughts on Programming, Number 44: It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundantmrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 159I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 158Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 157Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his…mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 156" 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability" George Bernard Shaw -mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 155First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 154Advertising is legalized lying. --H. G. Wells--mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 153Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 152For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Menckenmrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 151There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 150Calkin's Law of Menu Language: The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the resulting dish.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 149Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 148after all, who buys the mop ? probably a purchasing agent who never lays his hand on one. does he ever go down and talk to the janitor and find out how well that mop works ? sid crownmrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 147There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 146Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 145Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time. --George Bernard Shaw--mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 144The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 143Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever…mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 142Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.mrquote (35)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Quote 141Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
