BlogHide Resteemsnotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoBetter things to do with my time.How I react when anyone talks about "The Bachelor". Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoWhat's your secret?When someone asks how I managed to finish off 2 bottles of Rose by myself. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoEven moms have their limitsI know I'm supposed to be encouraging, but how the heck do your say anything good about this? Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoGot my wires crossedMy husband asked to try a little Sci-Fi cosplay in teh bedroom. I don't think this is what he had in mind. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoListening is a skillWhen you tell your husband that you have a huge meeting tomorrow and you are a bit stressed out about it. So then you tell him you are sleeping with his brother.notb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoWhat I'm really thinkingWhat I would love to do every time my kids complain. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoLike shooting fish in a barrelLet's see. Are you a teenager? Are your lips moving? Then Giphy You don't need to be psychic to make that call.notb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoBeen at this too longYou know you have been at the parenting game too long when you look at this and think, "Not bad." Giphy I mean she is using utensils at least.notb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoSure no problemMy reaction when the babysitter calls and asks if I can come back early because her battery is low and she didn't bring her phone charger.notb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoParenting tip of the dayIf you are a new parent, here is a tip. Lower your expectations! Giphy Kids are dumb. They do stupid crap like this every day for at least 25 years.notb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoVictory!How I feel when my kids leave for school on time without leaving a mess. Giphy It has only happened once.notb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoYou can at least humor meAbsolutely zero effort and she's going to expect me to hang this on the fridge. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoParent trainingIf you are about to become a parent you need to toughen up your saying "no" skills. One great way is practcing with this. giphy If you can resit that, and still say "No" you'll be…notb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoIt dependsIf you are asking your own kids this question The answer is defineitly "No".notb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoDare to dreamIf Chris Evans ever said "Hello" to me. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoPreparationEvery day I spend 10 minutes looking at this Gif. Giphy It's part of my training to prepare me to have a teenage daughter.notb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoGreat answer!The question is, "Why does anyone watch this show?" Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoI'm going to kill him.So I see your husband gave in and bought your son a pet iguana. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoMoney well spent.I see my son's charm lessons are paying off. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in punchline • 6 years agoCompliment?When someone compliments you on the hilarious ugly sweater you wore to the party, but you didn't think it was ugly when you paid $90 for it. Giphy
