BlogHide Resteemsplanetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoSnow (2)Shoveling snow is like gardening … sometimes a bumper crops up.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoBigfootI almost hit Bigfoot with my van ... it was a near myth.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoSide Effects. A side effect of a side effect must be a “besides effect”. .planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoGoogleHave you ever “Googled” your name? No, me neither. ... I’m sure if you did, there would be a bunch of cool stuff about … a bunch of people with the same name as yours, people with similar names…planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoCandlesAll lit candles smell the same to me, … they have a singed eyebrows sort of odor.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoMickey MouseWhen I see costumed characters, I am aware that there is a person in the costume sweating away and doing a job. I think most adults share this awareness. But at Disney Parks, many people seem to…planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoSnowman Poetry (2)The problem with fish and deer is you never know how many are near.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoThe WillSomeone left me something in their Will, but I don’t understand what it is. It’s an incoheritance!planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoBrainMy brain is like a vending machine: sometimes things don't come out ... so I have to shake it a bit.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoSnowman PoetryI saw a snowman in a box. I think that he was dead. I couldn't bury him in the ground. I'll wait for Spring instead.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoThe EdgeI like living on the edge … or maybe it’s just the periphery.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoIciclesAn icicle will last just as long at 35°C as it does at 0°C. ... I eat them pretty fast.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoYou should have been thereWhen the plane lost both engines, all the passengers and crew put on parachutes and escaped unharmed. It was miraculous that there were just enough parachutes for everyone. You should have been…planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoWhat are you good at?Most people really excel at something. I’m pretty good at traffic lights.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoFeeling FoolishI felt really foolish sitting in the dentist’s chair with the pink paper bib around my neck … especially when they told me I wasn’t going to get a discount for bringing my own.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoTechnically (2)Technically, when you are wearing 2 different socks, ...it’s the same as wearing one different sock really.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoBananasIt's actually quite difficult to slip on a banana peel. I never find one in my size ... or the right occasion.planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoWhy?. Why does a little piece of food at the back of your throat make you gag like crazy, … but a piece of lettuce on your tooth can just sit there all day unnoticed? .planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoSidesWhen people start choosing sides, it's probably best to choose the blindside … because people never expect that!planetross (32)in humor • 7 years agoWishesI wish I were an elephant. I forget why.
