BlogHide Resteemsquipsofq (30)in satire • 7 years agoCreature-Loving Vegan Laughs Maniacally While Massacring Mosquito In BedroomScott Porter was in the middle of a wonderful wet dream — involving a Ferrari, his boss, a childhood crush and a large tub of oyster sauce — before his unconscious fun suddenly came to an end and he…quipsofq (30)in funny • 7 years agoOutright Brat Referred to as ‘Gifted’ by Willfully Ignorant MotherSeven-year-old Ethan Hunter, aspiring astronaut or movie star, has been labelled ‘gifted’ by his young mother, despite the fact that everyone he has come into contact with is of the opinion that he…quipsofq (30)in satire • 7 years agoMan to Have Legs Amputated after Failing to Find a Seat While Shopping With GirlfriendIn a tragic story from Sydney CBD Westfield shopping centre yesterday, local man Grant Garry had to be rushed to hospital after failing to find a seat for more than five hours during shopping with…quipsofq (30)in introduceyourself • 7 years agoG'day - My Steemit IntroG'day legends. My name's Matt, and I'm a mad Australian blogger with satirical tendencies. In my spare time, I'm a software developer, working away trying to fix the things that I've probably…
