BlogHide Resteemsrantsandswears (48)in surviving • 6 years ago8 Years, 7 Months, & 26 Days Ago8 years, 7 months, & 26 days ago I first made your acquaintance. It must have been an exhausting shift at the restaurant I was working at because I missed all the signs that evening; all the flares…rantsandswears (48)in chick • 7 years agoDoes this shade of "holy shit" make me look crazy?Some shit I’ve learned the hard way not to ask: If you could change one thing about me, what would it be? Your assumption would be that your significant other would have the common sense to walk…rantsandswears (48)in spiral • 7 years agoInsanity timeline4:00 am: Cat begins meowing in my face. I assume this is to awaken me so that I can feed his furry ass. Fuck that. I shoo him off the bed. Back to sleep 4:12 am: He’s back because apparently, he…rantsandswears (48)in sobriety • 7 years agoFuck your sombreroBeing sober is amazing. Then it isn’t. My best friend, Jennifer, said it best: “You’re the only person I know dumb enough, being Hispanic, to choose to get sober the day before Cinco de Mayo.”…rantsandswears (48)in self • 7 years agoThe fucking battleI caught myself doing some shit yesterday that I find fucking repulsive and desperate when others do it, so I figured I’d better ‘out’ myself. We all know at least one person that seeks approval…rantsandswears (48)in read • 7 years agoXXXI thought that title might grab your attention. Funny thing; I had to rely on my old friend, Pornhub, to tell me the tier rating on X’s. How many is appropriate? If I’m not mistaken, there is a…resteemedarckrai (62)in philosophy • 7 years agoWe Should Stop Comparing Ourselves To Others 💚Is Detachment Always A Bad Thing? Detachment is no more of an endeavour of consciousness than attachment is. Being attached to things is not an act of volition; we do not look to manage other…resteemedivser (52)in philosophy • 7 years agoRunning in the morning: pros and consMany people believe that Jogging should be exclusively in the morning. Often, dining or even evening runners cause bewilderment among the adherents of this opinion. So whether it's actually useful…rantsandswears (48)in spineless • 7 years agoAnother School Shooting: Why I'm not surprisedIf you’re easily offended, step off this blog – this shit ain’t for you I woke up this morning to news of another school shooting. This one taking place in Maryland. It doesn’t matter any more…rantsandswears (48)in toxic • 7 years agoIt's MY toxic waste siteI’m pretty sure I’m a reincarnated old Jewish woman. Like super old. I’m sure it’s a lovely religion and that’s all fine and great, but I’m not speaking in terms of religious practice per se, so you…rantsandswears (48)in buying • 7 years agoGifting that'll get you laid - A Valentine's Day guideSo you say you’re stuck on what to get her for Valentine’s Day? I’ve come to bail your hopeless asses out. My male counter-parts probably feel like you’ve just narrowly wriggled free of…rantsandswears (48)in moving • 7 years agoGet your own corner![Voice of Samuel L. Jackson] Well hello mother fuckers! It’s been a while and if I had a heart I’d apologize, but we’re both laughing now aren’t we? For the past week I’ve been moving all of the…rantsandswears (48)in holiday • 7 years agoFuck yo couch!The holiday season is so festive and joyful; I’d like to drag my muddy shoes thru its living room and put my feet up on its couch. Everywhere I look assholes have antlers and wreaths attached to…rantsandswears (48)in heroes • 7 years agoOrdinary heroesMaybe it’s just the time of year that has me all sappy, or maybe it’s the fact that I’ll be sharing part of my story with a room of people this evening; but I’ve given some thought to people and…rantsandswears (48)in click • 7 years agoRant for a cure - mini rantI’ve it heard it said in song that all you need is love and I dis-a-fucking-gree. I can’t possibly be any clearer on the matter, and yet I will try. I was in the shower [relevant information] this…rantsandswears (48)in emoji • 7 years agoHieroglyphicsWe live in a society of entitled little bitches. Chances are you’re one too. Don’t get upset; I’m one. If you don’t think you qualify, check out the last few text messages you’ve sent and the…rantsandswears (48)in ooo • 7 years agoA momentary distractionMy opinions aren’t always popular ones; they often go against the grain in fact. I don’t pay much attention to it, until it’s pointed out to me that I might be being an uncaring twat. I suspect it…rantsandswears (48)in holiday • 7 years agoShe's gone softThe holiday season is upon us again and for me it usually creates either feelings of extreme pressure and anxiety or togetherness and a deep need to be close to family. There’s really no grey area…rantsandswears (48)in sloth • 7 years agoBecoming Sloth5:30 am and instead of being at the gym or outside on a morning run, I am on my ass in my living room typing this drivel and deciding between sweatpants or leggings for today’s wardrobe. If I were…rantsandswears (48)in power • 7 years agoWith great power comes great douchbaggeryWith so much bullshit taking place in the Nation and making the headlines, both real and fake; you have to ask yourselves if any of it surprises you. I for one am not surprised. I am no more…
