BlogHide Resteemsrogerdeaton (34)in life • 6 years agoHighest Ranking OfficialsAs I walked through the airport to get Candy, I came across a double line of military persons, in all sorts of uniforms, some real high brass, Vets, Bikers, all branches , lining the entire…rogerdeaton (34)in food • 6 years agoHorsey SauceIt is annual Horseradish making day at the Deatons. Our patch is growing larger. We could easily triple this batch. We came just short of a quart of the rippenest, roarinest, pungentness, batch…rogerdeaton (34)in life • 6 years agoSay What?If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?rogerdeaton (34)in new • 6 years agoBuzzard's NestIt's funny after 43 years of marriage, you suddenly wake up and realize who it is you married. I am a morning person. Candy is NOT! I never noticed much before. All these years she has gotten up and…rogerdeaton (34)in funny • 6 years agoDog BlogHappy New Year, so our dog Moonshine has developed a disturbing habit. A couple mornings a week she will jump up in our bed when she detects we are about to get up. Then she "wollers" all over my…rogerdeaton (34)in life • 6 years agoTESTOSTERONE TESTERONYOUROWNI am not a Physician. I did this experiment on myself, at my own risk. Do not attempt this based on my experience. You may have seen or heard commercials for testosterone treatments and…rogerdeaton (34)in life • 6 years agoWHY PEOPLE SHOOT UP SCHOOLSWe have been caring for our paranoid schizophrenic son for 22 years. He is 40 now. He was diagnosed when he was 18. He spent 3 years institutionalized on a "Not guilty by reason of insanity" plea…rogerdeaton (34)in funny • 7 years agoThe Buck Stops Here - or - The Pole VaultI was paid mostly in one dollar bills from the Friday gig. This made a stack/wad of money almost two inches thick. So we went Saturday morning shopping at the garden store to thin out the wallet.…rogerdeaton (34)in life • 7 years agoBIBLE BELT BAND BATTLES BRAWNY BODACIOUS BAR ROOM BRETHRENI was a bit skeptical when the Praise and Worship Music Director asked me to participate in a The Battle of the Bands at a local bar and grille. The goal, I was told, was to promote Jesus. OK…rogerdeaton (34)in life • 7 years agoBARBARA BUSH AND THE SILVER WINGS EXPRESSOne of the most memorable experiences I had as a musician was performing with Bill Hill and The Silver Wings Express for then First Lady Barbara Bush at an exclusive re-election fundraising event at…rogerdeaton (34)in life • 7 years agoNEIGHBORHOOD CANDY STOREThe corner candy store. Where I grew up it was in an old glorified barn. A guy named Bud who smoked a big cigar, would allow us to take fifteen minutes of his time each week to spend our 25 cent…rogerdeaton (34)in funny • 7 years agoTROLLING FOR DOLLARS(CYBER CURRENCY)I AM NOT A TROLL! My wife said I should be more careful about my rants and posts. She said I might get a reputation for being an ogre. Huh? What on earth...? She meant troll. I had heard the…rogerdeaton (34)in funny • 7 years agoFIRE US VIRUSSo here I am, down with the sickness, coughing, wheezing, but still loving life. So I meet as scheduled 20 feet up on a roof in Norfolk on a naval base and only one of five other people show up as…rogerdeaton (34)in life • 7 years agoSMILES PER GALLONIf you have reached the age of 60, it's pretty fair to say you have used over a half tank of gas. So what do you do? Drive cautiously, economically and see how long and far you can go, or do you…rogerdeaton (34)in life • 7 years agoMENOPAUSE TERRAWell, Saturday, I spent the day mowing, weed eating, and even tilling the garden in shorts and no shirt. Sunday, I thought I had contracted the flu, but I now believe it was just pollen, dust, and…rogerdeaton (34)in life • 7 years agoLOCKS ARE TO KEEP HONEST PEOPLE HONESTYes dear, I locked the car. I lock it every time I am driving with you, even when we don't need to when there's nothing in it. Even the bag lady thinks you are a hoarder. So why do you remind me…rogerdeaton (34)in music • 7 years agoSPIRIT PERFORMANCESo, Friday night on the way home from my gig, I get a text message. Can you fill in again this Sunday on drums. My first response was, I'm sorry, I have things to do and this is simply not enough…rogerdeaton (34)in funny • 7 years agoI BLEW ITI'm in the doghouse again. Candy spent all day spring cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, bed laundry, etc. Then I showed her how to really do it. I opened all the windows and doors and brought the leaf…rogerdeaton (34)in funny • 7 years agoI BLEW ITI'm in the doghouse again. Candy spent all day spring cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, bed laundry, etc. Then I showed her how to really do it. I opened all the windows and doors and brought the leaf…rogerdeaton (34)in funny • 7 years agoOPTICAL COLLUSIONMy wife had decided it was time for an eye exam for us. I believe this was prompted by my continued insistence that she was as beautiful as the day we were married. In fact, my eyesight had been…
