BlogHide Resteemssatire (52)in steemit • 8 years agoThe Minnow Who Cried 'Whale!'Source There once was a minnow who was broke as he sat on his computer writing posts. In financial desperation, he took a great breath and sang out, "Whales! Whales! The truth about Whales! "…satire (52)in steemit • 8 years agoThanks Steemit for free money!$4,000 for writing bullshit Despite the stress and the bullshit. I always ignored the euphoria on this site, and cashed the shit out of my SBD and STEEM upon receiving them. So thanks for the…satire (52)in steemit • 8 years agoRobinHoodWhale: Who Really Benefits?RHW = Robin Hood Whale The Truth of a 'Community-Backed Whale' To start off, whales already upvote unknown users, and several of them have outsourced curation to dedicated steemit members…satire (52)in bin • 8 years agoTestIgnore pleasesatire (52)in bin • 8 years agotest2please ignoresatire (52)in bin • 8 years agoTestPlease ignoresatire (52)in life • 8 years agoSteemit-Anarchist Fallacy: Government claims the "right" to rule - 1 minSource The "right" to rule? These self-titled "anarchists" really refer to representative government, so I'll base my argument on that particular system of governance. A representative in this…satire (52)in steemit • 8 years agoSteemit-Anarchists: Disagree with us? TROLL! TROLL! - I won't stop rebutting youI've taken a couple hits from these Steemit-Anarchists, but I'll keep fighting. Steemit Anarchists Save @dwinblood my experience debating with Steemit anarchists has been singularly…satire (52)in steemit • 8 years agoSelling Positions on Botlists ---> Creates a Better SteemitSource Context For about a month now, and increasingly so, certain users that have obtained positions on botlists, have started to charge users to distribute their work on their blogs. For…satire (52)in life • 8 years agoMistakeBinsatire (52)in screem • 8 years agoExcellent innovation! Bring forth decentralization!Excellent innovation! Bring forth decentralization! CREATED BY SCREEM V0.1satire (52)in steemit • 8 years agoAre you a millionaire? - No? - Then don't power upNote: I'm addressing powering up mainly to increase vote value Source Powering up won't give you influence Certain users have low 100s of thousands worth of SP, with a maximum vote value of…satire (52)in steemit • 8 years agoIf Steem earnings < PPC Blog Advertising --> No mass Steemit adoptionOpportunity cost manifests itself pretty boldly when it comes to money. It won't take long for Steemit bloggers earning $0.01-$0.10 to realize they could earn more with PPC Ad campaigns on their…satire (52)in steemit • 8 years agoNewbies: Steemit.chat is a Marketing Goldmine!!Source If you're a newbie, you might find it hard to navigate Steemit, for your post to gain prominence, or to network with users. Source Steemit.chat is a perfect place to form bonds with…satire (52)in steemit • 8 years agoI'll stop with the "Anarchist debunking posts"Source After some reflection, I'm under the impression that it creates unnecessary antagonism, and resentment from the community. And after all I did create the username @positive, for a…satire (52)in steemit • 8 years ago📌 Let's Learn from John McAfee: Allow the transfer of Steem Power ownershipNote: I drew some portions from my previous article on this subject @andrewdemeter 's recent article describing a conversation with John McAfee provided further evidence for the need to ease Vest…satire (52)in steemit • 8 years ago4 posts that debunked @larkenroseNo one has a monopoly on logic. It's available to all of us - despite what presumed intellectual authorities would have you think. Source Below is a collection of 4 posts that completely…satire (52)in anarchy • 8 years ago❌ Anarchy Exposed: Response to @larkenrose 's 'Political Mythology 101 (Part Three)'Source Hello fans! I know you've been itching for another @larkenrose response, and - thanks to the Gods - he delivered yet another logically perforated piece! Sit back, grab a bowl of popcorn…satire (52)in anarchy • 8 years ago❌ Anarchy Exposed: Response to @larkenrose 's 'Political Mythology 101 (Part Two)'Source To see the first debunking click here. Myth #8: “You Agree to This By Living Here” Disproof: The so-called “social contract” argument says that by merely living within the territorial…satire (52)in anarchism • 8 years ago❌ Anarchy Exposed: Making it "interesting" for @larkenrose - Representative government is consensualSource My previous post outlined flaws in @larkenrose 's argument, check it out here for context. Unfortunately, to a user's comment linking my response, he replied: @larkenrose: If he ever gets…