BlogHide Resteemsshithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoI got electrocuted in my testicles. Should I tell the wife?I got electrocuted in my testicles. Should I tell the wife? I was walking the dogs yesterday and while I was climbing over a fence I realised it was electric. I was half way over the fence when I…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoIs Renee Zellweger Good Looking?Is Renee Zellweger Good Looking? It has been on my mind quite alot lately. Is Renee Zellweger really looking or is she not good looking? I am still undecided after all these years. Sometimes…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoWhen Will George R R Martin finish the Game of Thrones books?When Will George R R Martin finish the Game of Thrones books? George R R Martin has been bitching and moaning that the Game of Thrones writers rushed the ending to swan off to film the new star…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoIs Westworld the most confusing series since Lost?Is Westworld the most confusing series since Lost? I watched Westworld and after a while I couldn't make heads nor tails of it. I don't think I have the intelligence to take it in. Is everyone…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoWhy do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Because you feed them every day at the same time so they know you have seeds. Because you used to be king of the jack daws in…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoTrue or False? Ned?True or False? Ned? Simple question. Looking forward to hearing your replies. True False Answer the question at dpoll.xyz .shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoTrue or False? Men have plenty of hair but women have more hair on the whole?True or False? Men have plenty of hair but women have more hair on the whole? Interesting to hear the replies. True False Answer the question at dpoll.xyz .shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoHow many eyes does the singer Gabrielle have?How many eyes does the singer Gabrielle have? The dreams can come true singer has been around a long time at this stage but I still don't know how many eyes she has. Any ideas people…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoWho will End up on the Iron Throne at the conclusion of Game Of Thrones?Who will End up on the Iron Throne at the conclusion of Game Of Thrones? All eyes will be on the New Game of Thrones finale this year. But who will end up on the Iron Throne in the end.…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoIf my aunt had balls would she be my..... ?If my aunt had balls would she be my..... ? Uncle still my Aunt but with a pair of gonads. I feel the topic of transgender is a hot potato and the word aunt should not be…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoWho Picks Up a Guide Dogs Shit?Who Picks Up a Guide Dogs Shit? Next time you step in dog poo spare a thought for Blind Pew. The Dog Picks Up His Own with a pooper scoop and disposes of it accordingly. The Blind…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoWhat Cross Species Would You Like to See?What Cross Species Would You Like to See? Today I stumbled across a goat trying to ride a German Shepard using another German Shepard as leverage. Which got me thinking! What cross species…shithousery (42)in dpoll • 6 years agoWhat would you rather? To be missing One Arm or Missing one Leg?What would you rather? To be missing One Arm or Missing one Leg? I once witnessed a fight between two homeless. One had one arm and the other had one leg. It was a great fight and they both used…resteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoComedy Open Mic - Round 43 - Winners PostWe're continuing with the new format. Let us know if you like it. Firstly, please look at our logo: Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo It is here for two reasons…shithousery (42)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Comedy Open Mic Contest Round #43 : Greetings from HMP BristolI haven't been posting much since I joined Steemit. I got caught with my old phone by a prison guard so I had to wait for the mother to smuggle a replacement in. Then all the lads in my cell block…resteemedcomedyopenmic (65)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 43Welcome to a very special 43rd week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo This one will be…shithousery (42)in funny • 6 years agoWorking on the same shiftThe connection between these warehouse workers is off the charts. It must be pay day. I have a funny feeling there was a bag of cans purchased at lunch time. Here at HMS Bristol some of the…shithousery (42)in funny • 6 years agoEpic Shithousery from a little boys parents in DublinHe needs an elves costume........ Hold my beer. Say no more. uh huh huhshithousery (42)in sports • 6 years agoMasters of Shithousery in Football.Part 1 Diego CostaShithousery : Someone who partakes in 'Shithousing' - the noble of art of wilfully acting the cunt. **Exhibit A ** Diego Costa. The master of shithousery. He knows every trick in the book…shithousery (42)in introduceyourself • 6 years agoIntroduce YourselfHi my name is the King of Shithousery and I will be bringing my mass of experience of shithousing to Steemit. But it looks like some of you got here before me. At the moment there is oceans of…