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If you've been using steemit fairly regularly recently you've probably seen this countless…shovelling-coal (49)in music • 8 years agoCellist Yo-Yo Ma Scheduled to Fight Hologram of Frank ZappaA bizarre and slightly unexpected rift has opened between music-lovers today, after world-renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma angrily challenged the returned hologram form of Frank Zappa to a…shovelling-coal (49)in marijuana • 8 years agoEarth Experiences Shocking Change as Pot Smokers get Rich on SteemitIn an almost unbelievable turn of events, late-night internet shitposters and fans of the chronic have suddenly become a dominating force in the world economy as thousands of stoned trolls become…shovelling-coal (49)in steemit • 8 years agoBillionaire Bill Gates Complains his Steemit Blog Posts aren't getting Enough AttentionTragedy befell the well known inventor of the Windows brand yesterday, after yet another of his personal blog posts went almost entirely unnoticed by the Steemit community, gaining only 2 upvotes…shovelling-coal (49)in news • 8 years agoFlorida Man Aims to Marry Least Popular WeekdayBizarre fetishes have recently become a topic of interest following greater exposure to the niches of society available to be seen through television and, especially, the internet. But perhaps none…shovelling-coal (49)in trump • 8 years agoDonald Trump Withdraws as Presidential Candidate to sell Shamwows OnlineShocking tens of millions of people worldwide, meme mogul and presidential possibility Donald Trump has announced this morning that he is withdrawing from the presidential election in order to…shovelling-coal (49)in satire • 8 years agoSingle Parent Found Alive and Well in Playground with their Children after Smoking MarijuanaAnother shocking event in an already horror-laden news week, Jan Armiensen, single mother of two, was found in a public playground with her children (4 and 6 years old) high on marijuana cannabis.…
