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No, it’s not about global-warming. Why does everything have to be about global-warming these days? I mean… Oh…sidewaysview (25)in fun • 6 years agoChristmas Is Coming! (Provided Someone Saves Santa)All right, let’s get something straight right from the start. I love Santa Claus. Love, love, love him. I love the whole thing, the reindeer, the sleigh, going down the chimney, the obscure need to…sidewaysview (25)in fun • 6 years agoBigger Is Not Nacessarily BetterA little information about me: I drive a very small car. Many have said that I drive an oversized skateboard. I don’t think that’s very nice. In fact, some people think I’m highly intelligent…sidewaysview (25)in funny • 6 years agoWe're All Going To Die!! (Unless We'reNot)Well it’s all over. We are all doomed. It is time to find a large rock and hide under it. Make sure you steal a shopping cart first, though. 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Remember, I am not saying Disney cartoons and movies aren’t entertaining. They are. Also, I will admit I love…sidewaysview (25)in funny • 6 years agoNo Cord For Me ThanksI love doctors. You will almost never hear me say a negative word about them. They look great in their white coats carrying clipboards. You must realize by now, in this country looking great is of…sidewaysview (25)in fun • 6 years agoUndecided? I Suggest You Gripe About It“I want to know who’s responsible! And I want to know it now!” If you are on social media you have probably have seen this a thousand times. Maybe not these exact words. I used these words so that…
