BlogHide Resteemsspookywah (25)in stories • 8 years agoHow To remove a 300 lb Crackhead From Your DoorstepLate early 2000s, Kansas City, 9am. Nice sunny Sunday! I got dressed, grabbed my keys and got ready to head out of my apartment. While opening the front door, I could feel something heavy was…spookywah (25)in stories • 8 years agoHer Head Went Down....I was Ubering Asheville one night when I picked up this couple downtown. They wanted to go all the way to Black Mountain which is about a 20 minute ride. We talked for the first couple minutes but…spookywah (25)in stories • 8 years agoMurderers!!! I am Not Simone Choule!!!!Years ago, when I lived in my run-down Kansas City apartment, I had these two cats, Fen & Spooky. When they wanted out, I had to not only open my apartment door, but I had to go down a flight of…spookywah (25)in stories • 8 years agoMy Good Samaritan Deed For The Day: Drive a Random Crackhead all over Creation So He Can Sell His Stolen Sh*t and Check Out HookersLate one night, over 20 years ago, as I was getting in my car to drive home, I noticed I was being approached by this skinny older guy who was desperately trying to make eye contact with me while…
