BlogHide Resteemsspunkpuppet (65)in life • 4 years agoI'M OFFSKI.I won't be putting anything on Steemit from this point on. It's entirely pointless as the most successful content is copied and pasted onto the site. All the creatives have left. Along with anyone…spunkpuppet (65)in funny • 4 years agoHe Who Steals My Money Steals Trash. He Who Steals My Identity Is F*****d.I urge everyone who lives in a democracy to exercise their right to vote. In fact you should vote as many times as you can get away with. But only for the side I support. If you don't there could be…spunkpuppet (65)in funny • 4 years agoIf You Don't Vote For The Candidate I Vote For, All These Kittens Will Die! Is That What You Want, You Heartless Monsters?Yes, that's right, emotional blackmail is now being used as a political tool. If you don't do exactly as I tell you, I'll guilt you. Because I lack self awareness, morals and a conscience, I will…spunkpuppet (65)in humor • 4 years agoWhy Would I Make A Defamatory Baseless Attack On Ben Affleck? Because He Annoys Me, Next Question.I'm not made of stone. I have feelings and emotions. I can be empathetic and charming. I'm not some sociopathic monster who attacks people just for the sexual pleasure it gives me. Look at that. Two…spunkpuppet (65)in funny • 4 years agoIt's Time To Get This Clown Car Back On The Road.I'm going to start on a serious note. There are a lot of clowns out there who are sad and suffering. If we all act together we can put a stop to their heartbreaking, needless suffering. People like…spunkpuppet (65)in fiction • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 59.Bradley Kreuz lay in a narcotic haze in his hospital bed. The beating he'd earned himself had done some serious damage. A shattered jaw, two broken arms, one with all 3 main bones. A broken leg…spunkpuppet (65)in story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 58.Jay had turned off his phone when the voicemail inbox was filled up. Right now he didn't want to speak to anyone, or hear their voices. No one being able to track him was an additional bonus. He…spunkpuppet (65)in writing • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 57.The Princess turned on the charm throughout the meal. Jay didn't know if it was a royalty thing or a Pacific islander thing. The way she always treated those who were effectively employees, with…spunkpuppet (65)in story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 56."I'm sorry." Jay smiled to himself, waiting for the punchline. The Princess never apologized, unless it was the diversionary opening to a rebuke. He shifted in the driving seat, when the sting in…spunkpuppet (65)in story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 55.Now here he was five years later. Having been married to the beautiful princess for five years. After that amount of time you'd have thought he knew something about the way she thought. It goes…spunkpuppet (65)in story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 54."Do you think they like me?" Nef asked, as she rolled on top of him in their bed. Jay regarded her serious face, seriously. "It's hard to say really." He teased. "Of course they do. I told you…spunkpuppet (65)in story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 53.Waking up to that face beside him was too wonderful for words. Even the way she breathed was special. The dark, almost black, curtain of hair covering one eye. He could watch her sleeping all day…spunkpuppet (65)in writing • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 52.For the third, or possibly fourth, time since he'd accepted his position, Jay was going to do the stupidest thing he'd ever done. Each exponential leap upwards had seemed right at the time. Each…spunkpuppet (65)in story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 51.They disengaged self consciously. Leilani tugging down her sweater, Jay had to assume that was his work. Even though he couldn't recall doing it. His own shirt had been pulled out of his pants. What…spunkpuppet (65)in story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 50.She was a runner. Just like him. Instead of confronting issues, avoiding them. Putting as much physical and emotional distance between them and him, as he could. It seemed obvious this was why he…spunkpuppet (65)in blog • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 49.It was great reconnecting with Tianni after the hiatus. The next two days sped by, the nights were long and arduous to get through. Until he eventually fell asleep. The emptiness was only being…spunkpuppet (65)in writing • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 48.She cancelled on him. Initially he was stunned. Things had been going quite well, or so he thought. He supposed the note she'd slid under his door was slightly better than a short sharp text…spunkpuppet (65)in story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 47.It was quite disturbing to discover Leilani had his life history stored on her computer. Especially given there were things on it he hadn't known about, as he discovered later. Marie had done a very…spunkpuppet (65)in writing • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 46.It wasn't a plan exactly, it was simply how he expected things to work out. So when he awoke alone, Jay had some thinking to do. He lay there for a while. Not wishing to enter the bathroom for the…spunkpuppet (65)in fiction • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 45.The wound to his leg was the one which caused the most problems for Jay. Though it was arguably the most minor of his injuries. It didn't help that his shoulder was still immobilized. Palau came to…
