BlogHide Resteemsswenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoWhen I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.source: When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoIf BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.source: If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoJust as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business...source: Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business, and have almost recovered my losses from the last drop...swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoWhen you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.source: When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoWhen you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie...source: When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie, then you remember your country failed to make the World Cup.swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoSince Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days...source: Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days, and neither "Not a Father Day" nor "Not a Mother Day" are days celebrated with card giving, isn't it ironic that…swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoEvery rental car after I return it.source: Every rental car after I return it.swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoIf a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic...source: If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic, and she has a miscarriage, would he be charged with vehicular manslaughter by the lady, or theft of services by the…swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoFilling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.source: Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoRipped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home"source: Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home". All I can say for the funeral home director is "Location, location, location." Also surprising that no…swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoSexual Misconduct Allegations Coveragesource: I just received an email from our Insurance agent at work, with the memo line "Sexual Misconduct Allegations Are Rampant: Do You Have Proper Coverage?" I assume it is promoting a…swenger (58)in memechallenge • 6 years agoMemechallenge #73- Entry 1swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoWorld Cup Soccer predictionsource: I predict that during Switzerland's first game of the World Cup Soccer tournament, when the medics are called to attend to an injured player, Switzerland will be flagged for too many…swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoMy response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funnysource: My response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funny.swenger (58)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoRight after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retracesource: Right after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retrace.swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoMe, trying to use my Sensitivity Class trainingsource: Me, trying to use my Sensitivity Class training.swenger (58)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoMcDonalds coming to North Korea?source: Rumor has it that the trade deal between the US and North Korea will include McDonalds franchises. There will be slight menu alterations, such as the "McPet Nuggets".swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoJust shoot me.source: My dad is in a nursing home battling alzheimers, parkinson's and dementia. I went to visit him last night as he finished supper. The nurse's aid was brushing away all the crumbs that…swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoStand up comedy class tonightsource: There is a free "Stand up Comedy" class in my area tonight. The class is "designed to make you funnier" according to the advertisement. I think I'll show up 15 minutes late and ask…swenger (58)in punchline • 6 years agoWhen BTC finally starts to make a move up!source: When BTC finally starts to make a move up!
