BlogHide Resteemstalesofwriting (42)in funny • 7 years agoA Distracting UFOHave you ever been watching someone dance in the park only to be distracted by the UFO landing behind them? Those UFOs need to stick to the designated UFO landing areas.talesofwriting (42)in poetry • 7 years agoUnicorn Farts PoemUnicorn farts, Full of magic and love. Be careful if, They rain from above. The smell is like, The sweetest dream. They taste just like, Delicious ice cream. If a unicorn is near, There's…talesofwriting (42)in funny • 7 years agoCan of Farts PoemWhen exploring smells, And exploring the arts, What can be sweeter, Than a can of farts.talesofwriting (42)in funny • 7 years agoImpressing PeopleIf you really want to impress people, considering carrying with you a pan and a small bucket of water. When you find a place you deem appropriate, place the pan on the ground and fill it with the…talesofwriting (42)in poetry • 7 years agoSpace Mysteries Haiku PoemGazing at the stars, While they twinkle and gaze back, Mysteries in space.talesofwriting (42)in poetry • 7 years agoZoo Visit PoemVisiting the zoo, Majesty, wonder, Natural beauty, natural strength, Light shimmers on water, Plays in trees, Don't stand down-wind from the elephants, They like to eat fruit and fart.talesofwriting (42)in poetry • 7 years agoCheeseburger Massage PoemA cheeseburger, Full of drippy cheese, Lovingly cradled on a warm bun, Is a great thing to eat, But doesn't make, A great massage tool.talesofwriting (42)in poetry • 7 years agoA Bright Day PoemA warm, bright day, Wispy clouds play tag, Is that rain? No, it’s a flock of birds.talesofwriting (42)in advice • 7 years agoA Smelly ComplimentSmiling at random people can be a nice thing to do. Going up to random people and saying, "You smell nice," might not have the same effect.talesofwriting (42)in poetry • 7 years agoA Flying Farting Bird Haiku PoemA flying bird farts, Which then makes it fly faster, Natural turbo boost.talesofwriting (42)in gaming • 7 years agoInnovation in Game ControlsIf Nintendo created a new game controller based around farting, people wouldn’t get to play their games that often, and it would add a certain fragrance to game parties. Then Nintendo would also…talesofwriting (42)in story • 7 years agoA Relaxing StoryOnce upon a time Bert and Ernie were lying in bed as stars twinkled across a cool night sky. “Hey Bert?” said Ernie. “Yeah Ernie?” said Bert. Ernie rolled over to face Bert. “Wanna give me…talesofwriting (42)in story • 7 years agoBath Visit StoryOnce upon a time a wizard was taking a bath, a yellow rubber ducky peeking through his long gray beard. “Oh rubber ducky, you’re so playful,” he said. He looked up and saw Ernie standing beside…talesofwriting (42)in education • 7 years agoRecycled EnergyRemember, on the Starship Enterprise their technology is such that they can recycle matter back into energy, to be used later with the replicator. So the next time Picard orders a burger, it might…talesofwriting (42)in story • 7 years agoA Story of Transcendent SimplicityOnce upon a time a man was walking through his local park. He breathed deeply, enjoying the clean, cool air. A bird flapped its wings and nestled among the trees. The man smiled. He liked birds.resteemedcryptokraze (72)in food • 7 years agoThe Process of Manufacturing of Jelly at Commercial LevelJelly is a mixture of semi-solid fruit juice, sugar and preserved. Making jellies is a great way to keep fruit aromas throughout the year for fun. Jelly is a product that is easy to prepare and can…talesofwriting (42)in story • 7 years agoA Unicorn’s Magic StoryOnce upon a time a beautiful magical unicorn sauntered into a corner convenience store. “Hey, no animals allowed!” said the clerk, sure there must be someone right outside the doors that was…talesofwriting (42)in story • 7 years agoThe Wobbly Sword StoryOnce upon a time a giant sparkling knight appeared in the midst of a group of hooligans. “Behold, I am the Knight of the Wobbly Sword,” he said. Scratching his brow the lead hooligan said…talesofwriting (42)in education • 7 years agoAvoiding BearsRemember, the best way to avoid bears in the wilderness is to not go into the wilderness in the first place.talesofwriting (42)in education • 7 years agoFriendly GorillasRemember, gorillas at the zoo don't much care for it when you press your bare backside up against the glass and fart.
