BlogHide Resteemsthaddeusgunn (26)in life • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.That one time....Merry Krunkmas, everyone!thaddeusgunn (26)in funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.This Vodka Cran is So Getting DumpedEver have one of those relationships where you know damn well that you're just wasting time until the right thing comes along? That's exactly how I feel about my relationship with this vodka cran…thaddeusgunn (26)in money • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.How to win the lotteryMy nearly ten-year lottery experiment is coming to an end. And now - lo! - I will reveal the secret of my research. OK, so this whole thing started when I was trying to silence some nerds in the…thaddeusgunn (26)in funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.How soon 'til I'm famous?Just finished reading "On Writing" by Stephen King (for the second time) a couple days ago. Am starting to see how much my life is starting to resemble the standard "pre-successful writer"…thaddeusgunn (26)in writing • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Short Story || Suspense || "Full Disclosure" by Thaddeus GunnFULL DISCLOSURE by Thaddeus Gunn You know the minute you come around the corner and see her under that maple tree that she’s the one you’re gonna tell. It’s like a needle falls into a groove…thaddeusgunn (26)in introducemyself • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.You will not believe this bio.This is mostly true. I swear. MY NAME IS THADDEUS GUNN. My work has appeared in several magazines. It has appeared on t-shirts and table tents. It has appeared on the backs of cereal boxes.…thaddeusgunn (26)in photography • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.New tat photo. March, 2011. [NSFW]It was the best compliment I ever got. Didn't want to forget it. So I wrote it on my arm.thaddeusgunn (26)in paranormal • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Inspirational text from the Great BeyondOK this is strange. I once received a "zombie text" that I apparently sent to myself four years ago on August 28th, 2013. Part of it reads: "Focus your mind. Be calm and happy. Get your list…thaddeusgunn (26)in introducemyself • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My bio could be yours. And it probably is.Ayo, Younger Edition of Gunn. Better write a bio while you're still good looking. If I could go back to 1977 (high school), I'd tell my past self to get really good at writing short bios. You're…thaddeusgunn (26)in writing • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.SlapstickI DON'T REMEMBER EVERY BEATING MOM GAVE US. I just remember that we named them after All Star wrestling moves. She had an extensive repertoire of techniques. The Half Suplex. The Full Suplex. The…thaddeusgunn (26)in introducemyself • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Hello, I'm Thaddeus GunnWhen I'm not smoking brisket in the backyard, I'm an author of very short fiction and nonfiction. My work has appeared in Brevity, SmokeLong Quarterly, Tin House, Origins, and other places. I…
