BlogHide Resteemsthealarmed (44)in openmic • 6 years agoOpen Mic week 112 Original Song "The Power Of The Plunger"Lyrics: My cousin Ricky is in town. He overdoes it every night at dinner. His constipation isn't sound. And it is clear that he aint gettin thinner. Now on the potty after he has had seconds…thealarmed (44)in music • 6 years agoDishwasher Relations Lyrics: I've got a dishwasher and every other time it makes it's own decision to do it's job just right. I guess I cant control it and it really hurts my pride. Outsmarted by man-made…thealarmed (44)in openmic • 6 years agoOpen Mic Week 111 Original Song "Dishwasher Relations"Lyrics: I've got a dishwasher and every other time it makes it's own decision to do it's job just right. I guess I cant control it and it really hurts my pride. Outsmarted by man-made…thealarmed (44)in life • 6 years agoOperators for Time and Temperature after daylight savings timeOnce there was a time when you could call a number and an operator would announce the time and temperature to wherever you happen to be. I wonder if there was ever a time, lets say, the day after…thealarmed (44)in crypto • 6 years agoWhat if steemit had it's own exchange?Wouldn't it be cool if the steem we acquired could be used to trade on an exchange on the steemit website? That way minnows and whales alike could learn the skills of trading and/or day-trading and…thealarmed (44)in openmic • 6 years agoOpen Mic week 110 Original Song "Seasonal Allergies"My allergies are acting up And local honey's not enough And Clartin's got too expensive this year But my dripping red nose is annoying The summer sun is heating up I'm sweating through my…thealarmed (44)in openmic • 7 years agoOpenmic week 84 original song "Animal Insides/Endangered Dogs"Lyrics: One of my favorite meals during holidays is "stuffing". But I dont mean to talk about Thanksgiving. I mean to bring up a different issue. I spoil my girlfriends dog with small stuffed…thealarmed (44)in openmic • 7 years agoSteemit Open mic week 81 Original song: : "Two Neighbors. One Dumpster."Lyrics: My neighbor and I are at odds today because the city only gave us one trash can. I keep a close eye on however much we're throwing away so we dont overpack and piss off our trash man.…thealarmed (44)in life • 7 years agoFriendship Is Good! :DThis is a short story about the importance of friendship. A good lesson for children and adults alike.thealarmed (44)in openmic • 7 years agoOpenmic Week 78 Original Song "Magic Table"Lyrics: Seven o'clock at sundown. Thats when I like to eat. But the lack of a dinner table is making it hard to feed. The bowls and plates are hot now. And they are scorching my lap and jeans.…thealarmed (44)in openmic • 7 years agoOpen Mic Week 77 Original song about refrigeratorsLyrics: Everyday I watch my food get old and spoil right before my eyes. Watching all I eat get caked with mold. Now all I sit and do is cry. But a friend of mine came the other day with a…thealarmed (44)in stories • 7 years agoPuggy Visits The Moon, as read by MichaelThis is a short story about a dog named Puggy who is trying so hard to get chocolate, he ends up in outer space. We should all look to Puggy as inspiration to push ourselves to go great lengths for…thealarmed (44)in food • 7 years agoHappy Pi Day Everyone!Be sure to check out if places near you are doing deals on pizza and pie so you can celebrate! I hear Whole Foods and Papa Murphys and Papa Johns are all offering Pi Day deals! Check em out!thealarmed (44)in openmic • 7 years agoOpen Mic Week 76 - Original song about my least favorite skin protectantLyrics: I hate the winter. Guess why. Cause my lips are cracking and so very dry. My situation needs medication. The kind that I just cant stand.thealarmed (44)in life • 7 years agoA Story Of Inspiration For Children, And Adults TooI think this is something we all need to hear from time to time. I know I do!thealarmed (44)in poetry • 7 years agoShel Silverstein as read by MichaelThese are couple great poems by a truly great poet! The work of Shel Silverstein is simple but so much fun, nonetheless.thealarmed (44)in shakespeare • 7 years agoShakespeare as read by MichaelThis is a continuation of England In The Time Of Shakespeare.thealarmed (44)in openmic • 7 years agoSteemit Open Mic Week 75 original song about trying to sleep in discomfortLyrics: Do you get too hot when your lying in bed? Is your comforter the one to blame? And your sheets are soaked cause there covered in sweat. It's about to drive you insane! Just get a fan.…thealarmed (44)in shakespeare • 7 years agoShakespeare read by Michael part 1thealarmed (44)in soothingreadingvoice • 7 years agoRelaxation Readings "The Hunters Wife" part 4I mess up somewhere in the middle of this. Sorry.
