BlogHide Resteemsthebway (25)in short • 7 years agoThe Mangled AnklesMangled ankles have been turning up all over Kent and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a gun, and still nobody has a clue who the spiteful killer is. DCI…thebway (25)in short • 7 years agoThe Mangled WartsMangled warts have been turning up all over Cornwall and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a knife, and still nobody has a clue who the cowardly killer is.…thebway (25)in short • 7 years agoTaste of a FairyCasper MacDonald suspected something was a little off when his forgetful bro tried to taste him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.…thebway (25)in short • 7 years agoTwo Cowardly Uncles Jumping to the Beat A Short Story by thebwayTwo Cowardly Uncles Jumping to the Beat A Short Story by thebway Chad Vader was thinking about Maureen Blackman again. Maureen was a cute carer with grubby fingers and hairy moles. Chad…thebway (25)in short • 7 years agoThe Ripped Gun A Short Story by thebwayThe Ripped Gun A Short Story by thebway Maud Chen was thinking about Alice Nolan again. Alice was a sweet friend with wide moles and greasy fingernails. Maud walked over to the window and…thebway (25)in novol • 7 years agoThe Clouds that Danced like Talking TortoisesTom Godfrey had always loved backward Berlin with its quarrelsome, quirky quarries. It was a place where he felt confident. He was a hungry, cute, cocoa drinker with spiky ankles and wide…thebway (25)in novol • 7 years agoSuzanne the Vampire SlayerThere's an admirable new girl in Truro and she has everybody talking. Stunningly grubby and devastatingly podgy, all the girls want her. However, Chloe Ferguson has a secret - she's a stingy…thebway (25)in novol • 7 years agoGalactic Ruddy Blade WarsA long, long time ago in a ruddy, ruddy galaxy... 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Daniel was a daring deity with brown thighs and sloppy elbows. Harold walked over to the window and reflected on his derelict surroundings. He had…thebway (25)in short • 7 years agoCosy Newton AbbotTristan Giantbulb looked at the warped newspaper in his hands and felt relaxed. He walked over to the window and reflected on his cold surroundings. He had always loved cosy Newton Abbot with its…thebway (25)in short • 7 years agoPatient Steven ButterscotchSteven Butterscotch had always loved sleepy Sidney with its raw, resonant rivers. It was a place where he felt ecstatic. He was a patient, snotty, wine drinker with curvy hands and ruddy abs. His…thebway (25)in short • 7 years agoWilliam's ProgressGripping. Brilliant. Creepy. During a Christening in Truro in 1989, a baby is born and dies before he can take his first breath. During a Christening in Truro in 1989, the same baby is born and…thebway (25)in short • 7 years agoHilly PlymouthKate Thornhill had always loved hilly Plymouth with its gentle, giant gates. It was a place where she felt angry. She was an articulate, tactless, squash drinker with pink lips and blonde moles.…thebway (25)in paranormal • 7 years agoA Portrait Of Friend JackWhat would you do if you knew there were scheming goblins with shocking habits near the ones you love? 65-year-old Doris Vader lives a contented life with her noble friend, Jack Parker, in…thebway (25)in novol • 7 years agoDangerous, Tactless RobotsGripping. Brilliant. Tactless. It was a time of terror. Tactless robots would attack each other in the street. Only one woman knows how to stop the terror. One clever, caring woman - Doris…thebway (25)in some • 7 years agoRick Torrance's DiaryGripping. Brilliant. Stupid. 28-year-old Rick Torrance had given up on his life's ambition to become a teacher. However, at a holiday he discovers some stupid giants trying to burgle his funny…thebway (25)in fun • 7 years agoCambridgeGripping. Brilliant. Tactless. The night of the disco changes everything for Maud Fish, a 55-year-old psychiatrist from Cambridge. One moment, she is discussing bananas with her gracious father…
